PRAISE-A THE LAWD-A.
...for a miracle has occurred-a.

On Xmas eve I sent a very old friend that link to the 'exchanging' dance clip on YouTube. He was one of my best friends for about 20 years and we fell out over something monumentally stupid and hadn't spoken for a couple of years.

Through the healing power of comedy my prodigal friend has been'a restored to me, halleluja.

Seriously though this is the best thing to have happened to me for fucking AAAges. I am really, really happy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:50, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

excellent news
always good to get a good old friend back.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)

True seh dat.
*breaks into celebratory 'exchanging'*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:54, Reply)

*exchanges and praises*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Is Ges a long time, or the name of your friend?
Only kidding, mate. I'm glad for you.

Some drunkenly texted Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics made me get back in touch with a much-missed prodigal friend of mine.
And again it was a silly reason in the first place...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:54, Reply)

It's the singular term for a long time
'A ges' as in 1 x ges.

Don't they teach you NUTT'N these days?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I would like to see this time unit catch on.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)

With the grace of the Lord it surely can.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:04, Reply)

And as such
I hope you are going to donate heavily
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Sperm is legal tender, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:57, Reply)

yours isn't

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Neither legal nor particularly tender, I suppose
*shrugs*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:13, Reply)

crunchy and illegal
two of my favourite things
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)

New Year's Day was fucking weird
I got home from babysitting at about 5am and, feeling rather disgruntled at my sedate NYE experience, proceeded to get thoroughly trounced, staggering off to bed at 11am. When I woke up at 4pm I did not have a fucking clue what day it was and whether it was day or night...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I'm guessing this was not an unfamiliar feeling

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:33, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Like welcoming an old but rather confusing friend home....
Actually that's not at all the case. I tend not to get all that hammered - high as a mutha, yes, but on the whole I'm pretty together. Unless DMT is involved.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:36, Reply)