It's good to see
how this church has evolved in a couple of hours to the state that has taken the Christian church 2000 years.

Next stop a documentry on Channel 5, "When religions go bad."
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

We have a long way to go
We've not molested any altar boys yet.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)

*points at Monty*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Excuse me?
Despite all my debauched antics, the field of pederasty remains unexamined, I'll have you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Fucking lightweight.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Speak for yourself

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Shhhhh!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)

True, or actually burned a heretic
At this rate of progress, I predict a trip to the holyland for a quick crusade, about 3:30 this afternoon.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Missed the bus...
...off to burn down the 'Forty Thieves' kebab house instead.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I just burned some bacon
Will that do?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Kedgeree
Oh noes a time loop.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Noooooooooo!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Die creationist scum.
You are gonna burn motherfucker.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I read that as bum motherfucker
And, as I am obliged to take the minority point of view: I think, oh fuck it, Praise the lords Roota and TGB. The scales have fallen from my eyes.

I have the lord's cheese about me.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Wensleydale and Salvation for you brother!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I'd prefer a cracker

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I'm here to save your sole
Not your Carr's Water Biscuits
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:32, Reply)

At least our lord is tasty
unlike Christ. I found him to be dry and crackly
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Like Flying Saucers
without the joy of sherbet
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:17, Reply)