Sleeping pattern is fucked
Well it's my first day back at work after the festive break and last night I got 1 hours sleep! :|

This is mainly due to the fact that I haven't been going to bed until 6am over the holidays thanks to way too much partying.

Anyone else screwed themselves up over Christmas so that the first day of work is actual hell?

I have no idea how I typed this, I can barely see my eyelids are that heavy
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:39, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have no idea how I read this
it was so boring
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:43, Reply)

It's lovely to have you back.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I am awesome

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)

*high fives*
I was mildly concerned that I may have done the same, but I'm clearly much better than the OP, so am feeling fine today
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Hey - leave 'MC Hammer' alone! He's alright!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Give the 'Hamster' a break!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Took me a while to work out why I was being called MC Hammer and the Hamster
All I could think of was Richard Hammond :s

I blame my zombified state as to why I was so slow, lol
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Yeah, gam-on, leave 'im be!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Alright Damp Spam?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I'm pleased to see the moist pork product motif sticking.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)

There's some stuck to my arse
Must have sat on the tressle table when I was pissed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Good job it wasn't a trestle table

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)

*chortles*
Thought it, thought better of it...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Now go fuck off the pair of you.
My spelling is usually impeccable and well you know it!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I just need some spices to go with my wet ham
*grabs 'pessle' and mortar*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:25, Reply)

*kicks you in the 'tessicles'*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:27, Reply)

*starts 'wressling' match*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:28, Reply)

errrrmmmm...
*massicates some damp spam*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Watch out Roota love
You're liable to get splinters from the bottom of that barrel if you're not careful...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I know
It's so frussrating?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:37, Reply)

^ Hahahahhh
POTD
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:58, Reply)