I always hoped that I was born from a human and alien and that someday my alien dad would come and take me away to his planet.
Of course now I know that it's my mum that's the alien and we're both stuck here.

Edit - just realised it's got nothing to do with the question but I thought I'd share it with you anyway.
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 20:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I have visions of you
standing in a field at night, staring at the sky, pining for the mothership. That makes me feel quite choked up.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 20:41, Reply)

You have no idea how near the truth you are.

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 22:06, Reply)