Woo listy!
Hates:
Prawns, celery, people who put an 's' at the end of the names of establishments where there is no 's', people who do not say "Thank you" when I hold a door, Bufo Marinus, scallies, scallies with ferocious dogs, Zoom Zoom Zooom (hey ZoomZoomZoom).

Loves:
My fambo (except for my aunt Sweety), the cat, cheese, singing, old men who drink and tell amazing stories, crisps, hamsters, pasta, chutney, really nice people like Henry Winkler, getting spanked, hymns in latin (like Panis Angelicus and that), old films, le musique, those lines men have just above their legs, my landlord and landlady (pub), my landlord and landlady (house), my friends, butterscotch sauce, buttercream icing, butter, wine, Jim Beam, my flat, old adverts, regional idents form the 80s, teletext, Ronnie O'Sullivan, armadillos, capybaras, Patsy Cline, Jackie the tramp with the cardboard guitar, guitars, the waltzers, piggy backs, silver things, the colour green, the colour red, stripes, polka-dots, gingham, granny crockery, cakestands, the 1980s, the 1920s.
I love everything, to be honest.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What's a piggy bag?
Edit: backs?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Ninjaaaaaaa
You know what a piggy back is though, right?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Loves: crackling

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:43, Reply)

NO!
A piggy back, you know, when someone carries you on their back, and yo're like, a rucksack?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Haha
I know, you goon. I was trying to be amusingly divergent.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:49, Reply)

It's ok, from these interactions spring other delights.
I may now start referring to them as rucksacks.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I liked that image.
Like you could carry sandwiches and a change of clothes in me.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I ain't giving YOU a piggy back dude!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Party pooper.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:01, Reply)

You hate prawns?!
I don't know if I can join you at church anymore Roots...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I think the love of spanking and the colour green more than make up for that.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I like the colour red too though

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:40, Reply)

How do you feel about purple?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Proper purple?
Or Lilac?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Proper purple rain purple

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Yeah, s'ok
Except one of my exes had the Prince Symbol in purple on his bicep and I didn't see it until we were doing rudes, and I was rather startled.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:51, Reply)

How fucking gay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I suppose I'm more prawnophobic
Maybe hatred is a bit strong...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:39, Reply)

If you can enjoy cheese with mold, you can enjoy sea cockroaches.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:42, Reply)

cock being the operative syllable
I don't want to chew babies' willies.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:42, Reply)

....and we're back on to Matteson's again...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Om
nom
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:25, Reply)