TGB's Hate List
* People driving with fog lights when it's not foggy
* The way the country grinds to a hault with 2cm of snow
* Weathermongers telling people FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STAY INSIDE
* "Celebrity" Big Brother
* People who can't leave their phone alone for 2 seconds
* People who say HAPPY NEW YEAR! Every. Single. Time they meet someone
* People who spout crap about global warning.
* People who believe criminals deserve human rights

TGB's Love List
* Noel (obviously)
* Subway
* Face/Off
* TNTSCoR

Share your loves and hates.
Chompy writing you hate people who write lists is not original and I've promised myself you're not going to make me cry this year.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:57, 117 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd best not get into this one or I'll have one of my turns
but in summary....

LOVES
My daughter
Tractor
Fine foods, drinks and drugs
You lot (ahhhhhh)
EDIT: Genghis Khan

HATES
Pretty much everyone and everything else
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Good call on the fine food, drink and drugs...
...BUT what is so good about Tractors?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I think the question is
what's not good about tractors and the answer my friend is nothing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:20, Reply)

^ that answer in more (really rather a lot more) detail:
www.headheritage.co.uk/unsung/albumofthemonth/1222
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Hate: lists
Love: forgetting stuff in Asda because I didn't make a list so I have to go back .
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:04, Reply)

ha
like it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:13, Reply)

You coming to the missus' birthday bash in Feb?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:15, Reply)

erm... maybe?
when where shall I bring your cool box etc etc
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Check the calendar...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Oh ok
Well I may have to see if I can get a day off work and try get up Friday. It is a reeeeeeeeeaaaaallly long way
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:32, Reply)

But soooooooo worth it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:40, Reply)

It's nearly a foot of snow here in the land of the Mancs.
I shall write my name in it with wee.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:10, Reply)

That's a pretty shit old list you've got there

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:11, Reply)

REPLY FAIL

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I love...
...Jesus, horses, the nightlife, to boogie on a Saturday night, you love me love, Alice B Toklas.

I hate nothing as I am full of love.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Loves
Autum, Dogs, friends, mum, subway, chinese food, will smith movies, will smith music, opiats, strong opiats, red bull, dogs again, food telly, ciggettes, cooking, technology, plastic cheese, strong cheese, crisps, the internet, my furry jumper, my cheep hoodies, hollyoaks, scrubs, rockband/guitar hero, mulled wine, christmas lights, dogs again, long lingering hugs from someone familiar or new, the first time you hold someone's hand, talking for someone for hours yet it seems like minutes, Robin Williams films, fancying a girl (even if she doens't fancy you back), dogs again, food again.

Hates :-
People beeping their cars to get non-road-relivent attention (eg, to get someone to come out their house), cars with loud speakers, real life violance, stubbing my toe, being made to run, being with pissed people without being pissed, being with coked up people, the wrong clothes going on the wrong hangers - thus leading me to buy something I couldn't wear when I was 5, let alone 25, not being well, running out of toilet paper.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:14, Reply)

You missed out your hate
of correct spelling and grammar
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:15, Reply)

You missed out your 'love'
Gonz !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:22, Reply)

This

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:16, Reply)

LOOK AT IT'S FACE !!!!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:22, Reply)

It's hypnotic.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:24, Reply)

PLEASE
tell me that has been shopped to some extent, SOME....

For the love of all things holy
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Lists!
Loves:
the changing seasons
cooking
hills
games
those little sweets you get tiny little balls of flavour sugar sweetener what're they called dum dums or something
the sun
my daughter, just to sicken you further

Hates:
my ex-missus is the only person I hate
people who aren't on time
spin
being poor
not knowing what the plan is
my job
fucking sprouts
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Sprouts are no good for fucking
I'd reccommend you try fucking apple pie instead
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I love fucking apple pie.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:23, Reply)

You don't believe criminals deserve human rights?
Are you a retard?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:19, Reply)

This^

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Yes
*eats crayons*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Please justify your ignorance,
I'll reply after a fag.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Ok it was a broad statement
But basically if a man rapes a woman I think we should be allowed to cuts bits off. And if someone repeatedly commits offenses then I don't see why they should get all the benefits of three meals a day, warm bed, tv etc when a lot of law abiding people don't.

Basically I get really fucking pissed off when a minority of lazy fucktards like screwing over people who work hard for their stuff.

I am quite angry aboutit today as I had a dream someone broke into my car and stole my 100 Hits of the 80s cd. I worked hard to buy that CD goddamn you thieving cuntbags, the penalty for dening me the chance to listen to Aztec Camera, Duran Duran and the superb Wham Rap loudly on my way to work should be punishable by death DEATH.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I've decided I'm going to change my point of view with every reply to this, to see what happens.
Wouldn't it be better to guarntie that everyone gets 3 meals a day and shelter, rather than dennying someone that? You can't say "Someone who's innocent doesn't have, so why should someone guilty have?", it's not one person taking food from another's mouth, if that was the case then I might agree, it's a matter of not having a proper system in place, dispite having one of the best systems in the world.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Hang the bounders, I say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I think public hangings
would generate much needed revenue at this time of economic downturn
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I could get to Newgate/Tyburn on the bus in about 10 mins from my house
I'd buy a fucking season ticket.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:04, Reply)

You're a criminal, as widely advertised here

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:30, Reply)

You're a wanker, as widely advertised here

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I reckon I should be on your list, noely you little cunt
no-one on the board has given me consistent abuse like you have over the years. one of the reasons I mostly keep away.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I didn't even know it was you.
The username inspired me. I'm surprised you came back after your little flounce.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:33, Reply)

who then cuts his bits off,
who administers this "justice" if someone makes a career out of punishing the criminals, what makes them any better than the criminals? Is it because the state tells them to they're allowed?

The benifits of 3 meals a day, a warm bed and TV are not the same as freedom.
TV is used in prisons to keep them in line, it's not a reward for their crimes it's a way to stop them from rioting all the time.
Meals and a warm bed are part of our responsibility to keep them healthy. Or should they all die of malnutrition?

I don't think a dream you had is really a useful example.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Rioting from no TV?
Cattle prods would soon sort that out. And why should they be kept healthy if they can't abide by simple laws of don't fucking steal stuff you townie twatbag.

Also that was a most excellent example
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Depends on the level of crime, really.
Someone who's gone on the nick for a few years, and needs to be locked up for a few years, shouldn't have their health suffer.

In the same respect, P.O.Ws that shoot at your collegues and comrads, who I'd be more inclined to hurt due to them attacking you personally, even deserve human rights.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:48, Reply)

They really wouldn't,
your idea that you just have to keep upping the violence to stop the violence is absolutly retarded. It's been proven again and again that it doesn't work. It just fulfils the bloodlust of the stupid, while not helping the problem in any way.

If your ideas were implemented there would be more violent crime, prison services would cost more and you'd put the country back to pre WWII levels of cruelty and ignorance.

You're an idiot.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I think for the reason of science
we should implement my ideas and see what happens.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Like in china,
or saudia arabia, or in everyfucking country that tried it before we knew better?

Don't think your stupidity is a new thing, you're practically medieval in your convictions.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:57, Reply)

In regards to your first point....
Is a soldure at the end of a gun responsible for carrying out his orders? Does the weight of the entire army, whatever army that be, lay in the hands of an individual? The Corperal who tells the private, the general who tells the corperal, the politition that tells the general or the public that votes in the politition ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I was just following orders
isn't a legal justification for war crimes.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:54, Reply)

No, but it can be used to justify the killing of accidental-innocents.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Accidentally killing civillians isn't a war crime
deliberatly targeting them is.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:08, Reply)

You'd still feel gutted if you found out that happened to you though.
gutted is probably an understatement.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:14, Reply)

What I mean is, you found out, after the act, that they were innocent and people above you knew that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:14, Reply)

0o0o0o0o, ok then.
What about someone who horrifly and voilently rapes children, leaving them scared for life, living a life akin to being worst than death... should they really be allowed Wiis in their private cell that they have a key too?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:30, Reply)

a wii is not
a human right
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Well done, you're right, it isn't.
The point was that criminals have it to easy, you get things like this, and to be frank, it irritates me. These people have commited some of the worst crimes known the the UK. They're so bad, they can't even be released into the greater prison population, for fear or repisal. Yet they're getting Wiis in their rooms. It's discusting, and wrong, I'd rather see that get donated to a children's ward at a hospital.

This time I'm for the removal of human rights on prisoners
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Wii's aren't a human right though as you said.
That's a different point.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Hard labour should be used
Why the fuck these miscreants aren't made to offset the enormous costs of their incarceration themselves is a complete mystery to me. They could give something back whilst potentially learning useful skills, and having to do gruelling work all day really would be a deterrent as opposed to bumming each other all day and trading phone cards or whatever it is these people do.

Failing that, hang the bounders.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Broadmoor's not a prison though,
it's a psychiatric hospital. Which is quite a lot different.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Exactly - they're all MENKLE
You could probably give them an empty Weetabix box and tell them it was a Wii, they'd never even notice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Hates:
*do-gooders
*eco-cunts
*cold callers
*airports
*chewing gum
*fucktard bosses
*First Great Western
*being cold
*cats
*the emotionally-stunted people who own cats

Loves:
*my stove
*my new hairdresser who gave me £3 off and said Jordan was a slapper for "showing her muff in the jungle"
*weather
*dogs
*a select few people
*Catface
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Ah not airports!
Great access to shops, lots of people watching, 24 hour bars, minimalist architecture and sleek design, Brian Eno playing in the bogs.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I love minimalist architecture.
I hate people and queues.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I'm a simple man
Loves:
Great Food
Booze
Watching Football at the Weekend
Sleeping

Hates:
Work
Hangovers
Dickheads
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Another thrilling episode in the life of Finn McCool

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Yeah I've already pressed green
to record all future episodes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Next week:
Favourite cereal!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Oh my god can I not watch it now
on Efinn?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Here's a spoiler:
It's Lucky Charms!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:44, Reply)

oooooooooh
good call
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Woo listy!
Hates:
Prawns, celery, people who put an 's' at the end of the names of establishments where there is no 's', people who do not say "Thank you" when I hold a door, Bufo Marinus, scallies, scallies with ferocious dogs, Zoom Zoom Zooom (hey ZoomZoomZoom).

Loves:
My fambo (except for my aunt Sweety), the cat, cheese, singing, old men who drink and tell amazing stories, crisps, hamsters, pasta, chutney, really nice people like Henry Winkler, getting spanked, hymns in latin (like Panis Angelicus and that), old films, le musique, those lines men have just above their legs, my landlord and landlady (pub), my landlord and landlady (house), my friends, butterscotch sauce, buttercream icing, butter, wine, Jim Beam, my flat, old adverts, regional idents form the 80s, teletext, Ronnie O'Sullivan, armadillos, capybaras, Patsy Cline, Jackie the tramp with the cardboard guitar, guitars, the waltzers, piggy backs, silver things, the colour green, the colour red, stripes, polka-dots, gingham, granny crockery, cakestands, the 1980s, the 1920s.
I love everything, to be honest.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:33, Reply)

What's a piggy bag?
Edit: backs?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Ninjaaaaaaa
You know what a piggy back is though, right?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Loves: crackling

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:43, Reply)

NO!
A piggy back, you know, when someone carries you on their back, and yo're like, a rucksack?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Haha
I know, you goon. I was trying to be amusingly divergent.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:49, Reply)

It's ok, from these interactions spring other delights.
I may now start referring to them as rucksacks.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I liked that image.
Like you could carry sandwiches and a change of clothes in me.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I ain't giving YOU a piggy back dude!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Party pooper.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:01, Reply)

You hate prawns?!
I don't know if I can join you at church anymore Roots...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I think the love of spanking and the colour green more than make up for that.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I like the colour red too though

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:40, Reply)

How do you feel about purple?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Proper purple?
Or Lilac?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Proper purple rain purple

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Yeah, s'ok
Except one of my exes had the Prince Symbol in purple on his bicep and I didn't see it until we were doing rudes, and I was rather startled.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:51, Reply)

How fucking gay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I suppose I'm more prawnophobic
Maybe hatred is a bit strong...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:39, Reply)

If you can enjoy cheese with mold, you can enjoy sea cockroaches.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:42, Reply)

cock being the operative syllable
I don't want to chew babies' willies.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:42, Reply)

....and we're back on to Matteson's again...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Om
nom
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Short and sweet.
Loves

Dirty sex on clean sheets
Posh crisps and biscuits
Anyone who finds me attractive
Books
Snow


Hates

Boring sex on dirty sheets
Cheap crisps and biscuits
Anyone who doesn't find me attractive
Anyone who doesn't read books
Rain
( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I just clicked that!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:23, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Oooh lunch and lists - hoo-bloody-rah
Likes:
Sweeties, Painting pictures, Shoes, Polka dots, Crisps, Cars and Italian motorbikes, Annoyingly catchy Punk Rock songs, Richard Cheese, Action/Horror films, The words fandango and shenanigan, Pink lemonade, Pizza, CHEESE!

Dislikes:
Beetroot, Manky feet, People who let me down, My Chemical Romance, Peas, Liars, Sultanas/Rasins, Kerry Katona, Alex Zane

EDIT - Changed layout to take up less space!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Zane is indeed a fucking helmet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:33, Reply)

That's the perfect word to describe him actually
He is a fucking helmet. Fact.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I love your list
but sometimes I like three songs by My Chemical Romance.
And could we add 'ding-dong' to fandango and shenanigans? They are my holy trinity of words for a terrible carry-on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Haha
We can add 'ding-dong' to fandango and shenanigans if you like! :D

Hmmm... we can still be friends even though you sometimes like three songs by My Chemical Romance, you're just not allowed to play those songs when I'm around! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:44, Reply)

It really is only three songs and I can't even remember their titles.
And I don't think any of the band are 'hawt', so really it's ok isn't it?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Ah its okay
I'll let it slide! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:49, Reply)

fuck it, im bored
likes

my new duck down duvet
my subwoofer
the crooked jades
wii sports resort
my garage aka the gentlemans club
darts
table foosball
cheese - the marijuana variety
cheese, goats cheese preferably
gewurtztraminer
carmenere
absolut kurant
my new Project turntable
petzl headlamps
breakfast in bed
chips and gravy from the chinee
public transport running on time
temperatures above freezing
not getting up till 2pm



hates

the vast majority of people
queues
80's revivalists
karaoke
drinking games
pub culture
adults dressing up for halloween
people who "don't like wine"
dog owners
rabid football fans
every guitar band in the last 15 years
people who buy HD tellies and only use it to watch SD stuff
cunts who make a pudding with 'coulis' in it
slovenliness
WORK


i am going to stop now as it thinking about what i hate is actually giving me indigestion.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:32, Reply)

DUCK DOWN!
QUICK!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I have studiously avoided thinking too much about this
for precisely the same reason. Some excellent choices there by the way.

Also by the way, I had a good go on the salvia the other day, and hit the DMT the next night for control purposes. I thought the salvia was great, but I do maintain DMT is a much more serious proposition.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:43, Reply)

What do those letters mean?
I'm guessing computers or drugs...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I wrote it. Guess.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Drugs
computers?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Hallucinogenic drugs so strong
it's like being in a computer game. Not one of those lifelike modern ones though, that would be pointless.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Mayn
Drugz are stoopid.
My LIFE is like a hallucination.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Are you tripping now?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:54, Reply)

It would explain so much.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Zip it toots!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I think i was born tripping
I think I have an undiagnosed condition, and slipped through the net to be vaguely tolerated by mainstream society.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Nice summation
Hopefully should get the young'uns on board

"Yeah, smoke this, next thing you know you'll be Donkey Kong'd out your farter, totally 'secret levelled'.

1UP man, 1UP!!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Hahaha
'We had an EPIC session last night mate - we were Daley Thompson's Decathlon-ed like you wouldn't believe...'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Woah, last time i went Olympic
we ended up totally Activision Decathlon'd. More sparse, yet infinitely more absorbing. Wasn't all fun and games though, one of my mates ended up Manic Miner'd. Had to restrain the poor bastard, he was trying to jump over my telephone, but he kept jumping into the wall, then he maintained he had an infinite lives cheat enabled.

Thing was, he didn't, but he never even realised.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:07, Reply)

...the poor, deluded fool.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I was growing a really nice buddha cheese until the mortgage lady foiled my plants.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)