Aga
for Vippy I reckon

ps, err well done for being fertile and all that
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Did you say that out of the side of your mouth...
like a spiv?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:52, Reply)

maaaybe
paanhd of butter? rolex? silk stockings young lady? all the genuine article pon my soul yes they are (smoothes pencil moustache, adjusts hat, looks shifty)

to be fair I never know what to say to the announcing of pregnancy, apart from "is it yours?" to the woman purely for the look of confusion
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Hahah well done Flash Harry
I always ask "It's not mine, is it?" to similar confused looks.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:06, Reply)

I'll take what I can get.
My boss said "right, thanks for letting us know, you'd better tell HR so they can do a health and safety assessment". Hmm, I'd hate to accuse him of being a cunt, even though he's got form. I guess he just forgot to sound vaguely cheered (not that I expect anyone to feel excited, merely to pretend to).
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:22, Reply)

Wow
Sounds like he thought you were bringing in a flamethrower, not having a baby!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:26, Reply)

You've obviously seen what these things can put in their nappies.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:30, Reply)

Yummmmm

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:34, Reply)

SO tempting

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:36, Reply)

I do like cooking on an aga
outside my price range though I think

cheers for the poll Crackhouse. I think the decision is to go with the hotpoint because frankly the Smeg reviews are mostly shit, and it's £300 more expensive.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:47, Reply)