I can hear nothing but the occasional screech of tyre
and sirens.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 9:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If I turned off the TV
I think all I'd hear was silence. But I'm not going to turn the TV off.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 9:52, Reply)

as usual
I can hear the fucking maritime division gibbering on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 9:54, Reply)

fucking CUNTS and WANKERS to boot.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I read that to mean
"there's a load of seagulls shrieking on my window ledge".
But I think you actually mean the maritime division, as in a real department with humans and desks.
I prefer the first one.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 10:08, Reply)

How the hell
Did your brain manage to come to that first conclusion? It must be a strange and wonderful place in your head.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 10:09, Reply)

It is mostly boss in here
I wish you could all share some time in here with me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 10:12, Reply)

"mostly boss"
that amuses me

seagulls would be marginally less annoying
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 10:22, Reply)