A long weekend in Tenerife?
Surely you could get off with toiletries, a few t-shirts, enough underwear to last for the weekend and some sort of skimpy garment for sunbathing which doesn't take up much room in your bag?

And perhaps a couple of litres of lube.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Did the lube joke already.

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Yeah, I know
I was meaning that you'd have enough room for a larger quantity of it by taking fewer clothes.

Scientists don't necessarily make good humorists. With the exception of Rakky.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:30, Reply)

enough underwear to last for the weekend
One pair of big pants should be fine.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Yup
Right way, back to front, inside out, and inside out & back to front.

4 days right there.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:30, Reply)