Wahey!
Fresh batteries in this morning Sir?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ha!
I had a stupendous day off yesterday, larking about with my cheeky daughter. She's learned all the animal sounds, so if you call her a 'cheeky monkey' she breaks out a hilarious monkey impression complete with armpit scratching. I could watch it all day.

This, combined with my psychedelic mind-bath on the weekend, has left me irritatingly chipper...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:45, Reply)

rather than the normal plain irritating

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

*deletes account*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Don't worry
We'll soon have you back on track in no time.

www.nme.com/news/test/49071

There we go. He's been at the botox as well, by the looks of it.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

I recognise 3 of the artists/bands doing those covers
and have only heard 2 of them.

nirvana's man who sold the world is bound to be better than whoever is doing it on there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Phew - normal rage has been resumed
That picture has acheived what I believed to be impossible - I think I hate his waxy-faced bonk-eyed visage even more than I did before. He looks like a robot. A shit, gay robot.

And that album sounds great, doesn't it? A bunch of shit-cunts no fucker has ever heard of murdering a bunch of already-terrible sonic turds. Wonderful idea.

What next? Morrissey sings the hits of Led Zeppelin?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:04, Reply)

The Stone Roses to reform
and cover the first Tractor album, with a nationwide tour to boot, supported by U2 playing the hits of Hawkwind.


*takes cover*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:09, Reply)

*is wracked by deep, silent sobs of impotent rage*
I can actually imagine U2 doing Silver Machine. Fucking hell, how awful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:17, Reply)

With Katie Price taking on the role of Stacia,
and just picture Ian Brown's simian face, tunelessly gurning his way through "Little Girl in Yellow"
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Please stop.
Please.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:45, Reply)

why the hell do the NME and Sun websites use such a big font?
do illiterate cretins need big writing?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:15, Reply)