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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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so here's my plan...
1)Be exceedingly knowledgable about everything.
2)Get a wife and child.
3)Be right about everything on the internet, especially when not on the internet.
4)Develop the inability to pass any container of alcohol, especially open ones.
5)It's already lunchtime so let's just have a little drink of vodka or gin. It's allright, the wife won't find out if you don't tell her, it can be our little secret.
6)Bang some things with spanners and rip off the old ladies.
7)Spend the money on whisky. or gin. or maybe vodka.
( , Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

( , Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:41, Reply)

All that effort people go to on my account.
Amazing.
I'm not really surprised, everyone is just jealous of me and my drinking.
I'm a little bit thirsty.
( , Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:43, Reply)

just a little glass of vodka or two.
or maybe some gin?
the money i make ripping off old ladies comes in very handy.
( , Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:55, Reply)

then i can just tell the wife i've been eating oranges and she won't suspect a thing.
( , Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)

then when she's passed out on the floor i can get to the pub.
( , Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:07, Reply)

OMG i love cointreau nearly as much as vodka, but i prefer the taste of vodka.
( , Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)

( , Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Or are you flicking me the 'v'.
Or are you watching me before you bring me down to Chinatown?
( , Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:15, Reply)

but I'm assuming this video shows what I mean
www.metacafe.com/watch/822146/barneys_eyes_how_i_met_your_mother/
( , Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)

of course we can!
( , Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)
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