So basically I have to have sex with a geek?
I've been trying to do that all year.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Maybe you could try
having sex with a Greek instead, probably easier. Or even a leek. Easier still, AND you make a post coitius pot of soup.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Haha!
I'm off to one of the Greek Islands this year.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)

My experience earlier this year says stay away from Greeks
(bearing gifts or penises)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I don't like the dark and swarthy type.
I like the pale and interesting type.

Tourettes has promised to keep the Greek guys away from me. I told her to tell them I have teh bad aids.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I dunno what my type is any more
But it certainly ain't mental mummy's boy stalking Greeks who tell tall adventurous tales of Edmund proportions.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)

If things don't shape up cock-wise for you
I'm guessing Lesbos?

PS cockwise, the brilliant remake of the John Cleese film, but starring Graham Norton.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Would that be like
Cock-a-leekie soup?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Cock-a-reekie more like it

*hides*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)

You're always picking on me.
What is it with you. Do you hate old ladies or summat?
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Old..... come on!!
Comfortable with your age is a better description. I wouldn't like to think I pick on anyone, now come over here for a wee cuddle.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Can I have a cuddle without the wee?
I'm not into water sports.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:22, Reply)

You see....
I try to offer an olive branch, with no innuendo in sight, and THIS is how you repay me. Well, have it your way.


Time for a 'SURPRISE CUDDLE'

*unzips*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Put it away.
You'll take someone's eye out with that.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:30, Reply)

*looks down*
Yeah, you're right, it IS very tapered.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:39, Reply)

You don't have to have sex with him
It'd probably help though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:30, Reply)