*is a broken shadow of former self*
Big Issue mate? Spare change?

Oh yeah, we've all got stories, out here on the streets. Some pivotal moment where it all went wrong.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My humblest apologies, Monty old bean.
Gaz the mods, have me banned now, for I have monumentally fucked up on line. No naughty step for me. It's straight to the retirement home for ex b3tans.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:41, Reply)

*doesn't even recognise DG now*
I'm just tryin' to get some money together to get into a Night Shelter mate.

Monty? I used to know someone called Monty. I fink....

*coughs alarmingly*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:47, Reply)

come now chap
move along. we don't want your kind lurking around here
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:55, Reply)

RAAAAAAAAAAARGH
You fuggin' bastah....

*lunges crazily at Vipros*


GERROFF ME YA BASTAH!

*stinks*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:58, Reply)

I didn't want it to come to this
but you've become a danger to yourself and others

we're going to have to have you shaved, sterilised and destroyed
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 18:05, Reply)