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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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how come I didn't know Al had been stepped?
I had to find out from bleeding facebook!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:39, 153 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I thought the place had been a bit cheery of late!!

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Near the top.
looks like snow cock violated pb's terms of use.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:19, Reply)
What did he do?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:41, Reply)
nickname stealing
username rather

not sure why I put nickname...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:41, Reply)
the blaireu crap?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:42, Reply)
yep

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Hahahahah, christ, are you joking?
If I'm guessing the right person who he knicked it from, they're the biggest fucking pussyoles I've ever known on the entire internet.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Is al blaireau 666 then?
*EDIT* damn you and your swift replies!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Of course he is
He's repeated the same old joke over and over and over again. It has to be Al.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 20:30, Reply)
moar details
I assume when you say 'stepped' you mean haughty stepped and he WILL be allowed to play again?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Great typo there
If there was indeed a 'haughty step' I fear I would be a permanent resident.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Erm, that was no typo
Totally deliberate

*coughs*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:04, Reply)
Best of all, of course, would be...
THE HAWTREY STEP.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:07, Reply)
you do know
there is a delete key don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:47, Reply)
shit
and there's me been tippexing my screen...

you fucking helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Excellent use of 'helmet' there
10p please.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)
pelmet
always sounded ruder to me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Because you're full of fail Government conspiracy/CCTV cameras watching people fall in the snow/price of milk...take your pick

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Has he?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Hahaha
I didn't know that either! :D

What a plank.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:43, Reply)
What are the steppable offences?

Being massively offensive
Stealing Usernames
...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Liking breasts

(TheColonel, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Holy shit!
You like breasts?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Not as much as broadsword

(TheColonel, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:04, Reply)
You like broadsword?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:05, Reply)
I like Br...oadsword

(TheColonel, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:10, Reply)
Good naughty-step avoidance techniques there

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:13, Reply)
You're just not part of the inner circle is all Vipros
Now dry your tears and MTFU. There's a love
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:47, Reply)
you're horrid you are

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Oh you love it really

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)
only when it's you

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)
I've think you've pushed him too far
he's crazy, he'll probably go and stick his head in his smeg now... oven that is! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:52, Reply)
He's got a smeg oven now?
Oh god, too much potential there...:p
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:56, Reply)
no I haven't
decided against buying it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Hehe
What did you end up getting? Hotpoint?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:00, Reply)
yeah
mostly because it was about £300 cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:02, Reply)
Indeed
it was the more sensible choice! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:04, Reply)
Oh shame. I might just ignore that part and call you Vipros, king of the Smeg from now on though

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:01, Reply)
delightful

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Lord of Smeg!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Lord Smeg of cheesedom

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:06, Reply)
We have a winner!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:07, Reply)
Smeg Cunt

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:10, Reply)
Smug Cent
like Fiddy Yo!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:18, Reply)
clicking this

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:24, Reply)
It's a fucking outrage, is what it is.
B69 was, briefly, more entertaining than the real bloody thing.

OMG GAZ THE MODS!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Too late, someone already did
I can hear the Wahmbulance siren calling us to our doom.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)
DOOM?
DOOMITELLSYA!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)
is it the same phantom modgazzer every time
or is there a gang of secret gazzers whimpering in the periphery of /OT?

Or maybe it's someone in ziz very thread right now......?

/Poirot
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:54, Reply)
whoever
smelt it, dealt it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:54, Reply)
Hahaha
Now all we need is a hysterical woman we can slap... if you don't have any volunteers I'll do it! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:55, Reply)
I'm quite willing to hold my hand up and say that I gazzed the mods about Bert Monkeysex when he was being a racist cunt and overly rude to Gonz
His naughty step expired and he came back and then he left again. I presume of his own (honda) accord. I know there's a fair few others on here who go crying to the mods on a regular basis if there is the slightest bit of contention on here though.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:58, Reply)
Bert really did cross the line a couple of times and so deserved it
chompy and al, not so much
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)
He was breathtakingly offensive to me once.
The fellow had some kind of disorder, I think.

Alternatively....

HA HA - YOU'RE A MODGAZZER!!

MODGAZZER, MODGAZZER!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:04, Reply)
That's why I said I'll happily admit that it was me who gazzed them. About one person who was being an utter waste of oxygen
There's offensive and there's Fucking cruel and he didn't know where to draw the line.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)
I have to concur, he really was a most frightful oaf.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:11, Reply)
Bertie boy did kind of overstep the mark didn't he?
I know this is b3ta, but even b3ta has limits.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:11, Reply)
Wow, thanks =)
I don't think I've ever Gaz'd a mod because someone was being rude, only when people are flooding.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:22, Reply)
I've got a spreadsheet of all that have wronged me.
I gaz it to the mods every hour.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:00, Reply)
Me too
But my spreadsheet just says 'don't listen to Chompy, he's keeerazy'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:02, Reply)
LISTEN TO ME MORE

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:06, Reply)
But I already listen to you so much
how much more is more?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)
I'll make you an mp3 of me calling you an idiot in various ways for about an hour.
You should listen to that as you're going to bed every night.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:09, Reply)
Nah frankly your voice grates on me
so I think I'll give it a miss.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:16, Reply)
:(
bitch
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:18, Reply)
RIGHT THAT'S IT. I'M GAZZING CR3.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:19, Reply)
I don't know how you can put up with her DiT,
you must have the patience of a saint.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:20, Reply)
And the arse of a 22 year old
;-D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:22, Reply)
IF YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU GO MARRY HIM

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:23, Reply)
I did
You wern't invited!

Ha-Harrrr!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:23, Reply)
I'M GLAD I WASN'T INVITED I HEARD THE CORSARGES WERE UNFLATTERING AND THE FOOD WAS SERVED ON LUKE WARM PLATES!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:25, Reply)
Fuck that for a game of soldiers
That was my mums department, I was there to say I do, get twatted and reap all the pressies, and boy did I reap! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:27, Reply)
Right I'm off home now
We'll continue this tomorrow... see you later you ruddy jazz musician!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:31, Reply)
bye, hate you loads.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:31, Reply)
Hate you more!
:D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:32, Reply)
I was under the impression that Wonderwall would be played.
Sadly, despite that being my favourite song in the whole world, AND, me not knowing them at the time, I wasn't invited.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:28, Reply)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
R
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:26, Reply)
Me too!
*gazzes*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:20, Reply)
*holds up handbag*
Oooooooh
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:19, Reply)
I'm flicking v's at everything you post now.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:20, Reply)
See now you're just stealing my moves
you suck!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:22, Reply)
SAVE US MODGAZZER !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:20, Reply)
Seems reasonably accurate

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:21, Reply)
I think I've just pissed myself

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:25, Reply)
Me too - utter, utter genius

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:31, Reply)
full of win :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:26, Reply)
Cot death is more entertaining than the original B69

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:51, Reply)
you're not wrong there.
much more entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Whaaaaaaaaa...
But if you're you, and he's him, and he's you, and you're not you, then who's you?

*brain melts*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:54, Reply)
i am me.
who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Well I thought I was me
but now I'm not sure... maybe I'm al? All the time I thought it might be the case, but now I'm sure...

I AM ALTHEGEORDIE!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:57, Reply)
I'M FARTICUS!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:58, Reply)
NO NO NO, I AM FARTICUS!

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Trudat

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:01, Reply)
*parps*

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:02, Reply)
I'm Farticus and so is my wife

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Ok then, can I be Biggus Dickus?

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:07, Reply)
In that case
I must become Incontinentia Buttocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)
OMG we like totally have sooooooooo much in common,
what with bra sizes and all ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:10, Reply)
I suspect my back has fattened to a 34 after Christmas tho!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:12, Reply)
WHY AREN'T YOU IN THE KITCHEN COOKING MY TEA, WOMAN?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:09, Reply)
COCK OFF YOU SEXIST BASTARD
fancy Greek lamb chops?
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:11, Reply)
Yes.
I'll be home sometime around 6.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:12, Reply)
Well, you can expect to find your dinner
IN THE DOG.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:13, Reply)
No chance
I bet the lamb's not even defrosted yet. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:18, Reply)
*is rumbled*
Technically, it's still in the shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:27, Reply)
Yeah please
Those sound great.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:13, Reply)
I'll bung some extra in teh oven.
7.30pm ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:16, Reply)
Hmm, if it weren't for snow, that time would probably work
Can you just smush it to me down the inter-tubes?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:17, Reply)
I WILL DO THIS THING

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:21, Reply)
Cheers
I'll be sure that my laptop's open so it can get out again.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:25, Reply)
No I'M ALTHEGEORDIE

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)
I'M BRIAN BLESSED

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)
DIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:00, Reply)
I of course missed all of this
even though I feel like I am on here all of the time.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:54, Reply)
It's bloody stupid it is
Getting people naughty-stepped.
Grow up and use the ignore button.
Nobody thought it was the real B69, so like, where was the damage to his impeccably wonderful reputation???
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Well said that Scouse
Also, why had be changed his username in the first place? It's just asking for it to be nicked.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)
We all changed our names because it was christmas. He just wasn't smart enough to park his regular name in another account

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:09, Reply)
I didn't.
Mainly because I couldn't think of anything Christmassy, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:10, Reply)
Ah right
Well, own fault for losing it then.

edit: Oh yeah, I changed mine too...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:10, Reply)
it was part of the festivities I think

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:09, Reply)
: D Begging he was
Right you lot, I'm offski to my mumski's for it is her birthday, er ski?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:09, Reply)
;o)
be ga
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:15, Reply)
Seasonal japery was the reason

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:10, Reply)
The season of reason, i believe.
Now that it's is over, let the idiocy commence.


*hovers over emergency mod gazzing button*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:13, Reply)
Am I alone, in having this simpering cretin pop into my head
every. single. time. the term 'gazzing' is raised?

SURELY IT'S NOT JUST ME?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:19, Reply)
I've oft wondered why that term is used.
But certain mental blocks make sure I never, not fucking ever, allow 'Gaz Top' into my everyday train of thought.

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

*Locks onto Kings' "Love and Pride" video and hopes the synapses get confused enough to shut down*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:22, Reply)
*Dull*
The b3ta e-mail system was written by someone called Gareth. Hence it being called gazzing.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:23, Reply)
Gaz Top
I'm old enough to remember him from kids telly too.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:23, Reply)
My mate got a trophy off him
for winning BMX Beat in the 80s.

Pathetically this is now the third time I have posted this fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:27, Reply)
some things just
keep giving
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:27, Reply)
There there Monty,
everything will be alright........
*passes red wine*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:23, Reply)
*guzzles*
Itsh no fuggin' good, Tourette's.....I just can't drink the image away....Gaz *hic* Top......G-G-GAZ FUGGIN' TOP, DO YOU HEAR ME?


*pisses self*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:29, Reply)
*passes baby wipes*

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:30, Reply)
I think I may need some 'adult wipes', actually

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:32, Reply)
*wipes baby*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:32, Reply)
I like the juxtaposition of the rank word pisses

and the rather snooty self
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:32, Reply)
It's the very thought of Gaz Top, you see.
A mere mention of him and my usual decorum runs to the fucking hills.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:35, Reply)
I have no idea who he is...

yey I feel young!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:35, Reply)
He was, and I am 100% certain, still is,
a colossal helmet of the first water.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:38, Reply)
*Plays Star Man to jolt Monty back into the real world*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:32, Reply)
Now, that's WELL below the belt.
Are you trying to drive him over the edge?
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:34, Reply)
No, no
If I wanted to do that I'd play something from his later years, like 'Absolute Beginners' or 'Dancing in the Streets'. Or perhaps that rendition of the Lords Prayer he did at Live Aid, or whatever it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:36, Reply)
Fuck, that's nasty!

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:37, Reply)
*is a broken shadow of former self*
Big Issue mate? Spare change?

Oh yeah, we've all got stories, out here on the streets. Some pivotal moment where it all went wrong.....
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:37, Reply)
My humblest apologies, Monty old bean.
Gaz the mods, have me banned now, for I have monumentally fucked up on line. No naughty step for me. It's straight to the retirement home for ex b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:41, Reply)
*doesn't even recognise DG now*
I'm just tryin' to get some money together to get into a Night Shelter mate.

Monty? I used to know someone called Monty. I fink....

*coughs alarmingly*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:47, Reply)
come now chap
move along. we don't want your kind lurking around here
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:55, Reply)
RAAAAAAAAAAARGH
You fuggin' bastah....

*lunges crazily at Vipros*


GERROFF ME YA BASTAH!

*stinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:58, Reply)
I didn't want it to come to this
but you've become a danger to yourself and others

we're going to have to have you shaved, sterilised and destroyed
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 18:05, Reply)
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE DG!
I'm leaving your lamb chops in the shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 17:39, Reply)
roffle, whinging on facebook about something that happened on b3ta
roffle
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:08, Reply)

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