Wow. I was not looking forward to this QOTW knowing I'd see stuff that
my little brain can't/won't/refuses to allow process.
I've read every single fucking story on there, and not once freaked out. This pleases me immensely.

So, what's for breakfast?

Edit: Umm....just in case you don't see my post on there, I'm acutely emetophobic (terrified of vomit).

So, breakfast? I plan on getting up in 7 hours and making ham and eggs.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 8:50, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Had my porridge.
Sorted out my slight hangover and filled my tummy with oaty goodness.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Easy now
www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1G1-62541032.html
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Grrrrrr!
*winks*
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I spread it on my face to help with my rosacea
Think this will make me randy too, or must it be ingested?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Well the thought of you with porridge all over your face is bound to turn the guys on : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:24, Reply)

it's got me going already

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Dispensed from my very own Porridge Gun

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Rarr

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Randy
is such a great word, criminally underused.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I work with someone called Randy
trufax
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Every day of their lives
must be one big Carry On film
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:29, Reply)

you would think so
doesn't seem to be the case though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:29, Reply)

There's a cabaret singer in liverpool called Randy King
I don't think this is what appears on his birth certficate.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Now I understand
what Goldilocks was all about, a nymphomaniac bestialist.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I'd like to let you know that I'm resisting the urge to link photos of vomit here.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:16, Reply)

just seeing your name makes me want to vomit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:16, Reply)

from your penis?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:17, Reply)

YOU CAN SEE INTO MY BRAIN

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Oh c'mon, Chompy,
just do it. Just to fuck with me.

I said WITH!!!!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I'd have to google vomit images, it's too fucking early for that.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Ok, it's like 1.20am here
so I'm off to beddy byes. I expect vomit pictures when I wake up.

please, not too horrendous. There's only so much an emetophbobe can take
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Have you been having therapy for your emetophobia or something?
Cos my mate can't even HEAR the word vomit!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Yeah, I did quite a long time ago
and if you're mate is in England, I can turn him/her onto a really good (free) program
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Thanks for that :)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:31, Reply)

:)
No probs, my dear.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Toast and hot chocolate
which was not chocolatey enough, so I melted four cubes of cooking chocolate into the mofo.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:21, Reply)

good girl

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:22, Reply)

:Was there a patronising pat on the head to accompany that?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I hadn't intended one
it was more like the way the bloke says "clever girl" to the raptor in jurassic park
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Hahahha
I'll have a pat anyway thanks.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I had two weetabix with dried tropical fruit and skimmed milk
But in about 15 minutes I'll be having a sausage and black pudding bap.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Well done ya fat greedy bastadd

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Do I get a pat on the head too?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:15, Reply)

*pats*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:25, Reply)