Yup
I did write a pretty amazing letter, they couldn't really not send me any crisps! :)

My brother got me doing it, he's always writing letters because he is skint all the time and he likes his freebies, so I decided to give it a whirl, I shall be writing more now! Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It's things like this
That make me wish I had actually written to Cadburys about my flake-wrapper-with-no-flake-in-it. Could have led to masses of chocolate.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Do tell...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I bought a multi-pack of Cadburys chocolate for a picnic
Though with no real intentions to share the delicious goodies with other grubby-handed thieves. I was happily munching my way through when I went to enjoy a flake, and discovered that the still-sealed packaging contained no flake! It made me go from :D to :( Never did get round to writing to them and complaining though.

Also, I once found a jam jar at work that was sealed with the sticky label, but contained absolutely nothing. I kept it as my prize.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I bought a mouthgag that reeked of turps
Totally unusable despite washing it in bicarb, burying it it in a bag of odour-eating cat litter, washing it in the washing machine repeatedly.
Did I send it back? No. I emailed asking them if anyone else had complained about this because I found it puzzling. The guy told me to send it back for a replacement but I really couldn't be arsed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:42, Reply)

a gag?
for kinky bondage?

or has some other meaning eluded me?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Kinky bondage
Although my current quest for a gumshield is totally wholesome and is to dampen the effects of my night-bruxism.
I just want to clear that up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:51, Reply)

interesting....
*waggles eyebrows*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:56, Reply)

If you're waggling your eyebrows at the gumshield
then you're a freak isn't the world one big diverse ball of fun!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:01, Reply)

haha
it wasn't at the gumshield
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Turpentine fetish eh...
It's in the post.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:12, Reply)

sweet
*rubs hands together*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:12, Reply)

That poor girl...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:18, Reply)

ahahahaha
hahaha


ha
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:21, Reply)