I once emailed
innocent smoothies telling them they were ace and I got NOTHING NOTHING!!!!


NOOOOOOOOTTTTHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIING
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:38, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I emailed Chewits
pledging loyalty and enquiring about Fizzy Chewits. SOD ALL.
But sometimes it works...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:39, Reply)

SMITING TIME
yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaa
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:41, Reply)

:)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Awww
That sucks! :(

I emailed Wagamamas and got nothing, not even some 2-1 vouchers! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I emailed M&S
when they changed my Maple Syrup and Nuts cereal into something that tasted like ass. My email literally contained the sentence, "This is a new low for me. Writing a letter of complaint like some sad loser on Watchdog."

They sent me a £5 voucher.
( djtrialprice, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:46, Reply)

did you tell them that it tasted like ass?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:48, Reply)

No
Do you think if I had they would have sent a £10 voucher?
( djtrialprice, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:55, Reply)

You should ask DiT about his Badger Beer letter
its the best letter I've ever seen and he got practically a crate of free beer! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:57, Reply)

nice
I definitely need to start writing letters.

I haven't had anything disappointing for some time though

other than Chompy's mum, naturally
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Awwww
poor Mrs Chompy! :(

If nothing disappointed has happened you could always lie. My bro sent an email to Haribo telling him he didn't get any fried eggs in his Starmix (which was a lie) and they sent him a massive box of fried eggs, the jammy bugger!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:07, Reply)

nice
I'm going to give it some thought

perhaps I didn't get any caramel in my kitkat chunky caramel....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Hmmmmm
Perhaps you didn't get any wafer in your Kit-Kat either, perhaps it was just a solid chunk of chocolate, that has happened to someone I know before!

As a kid I once opened a packet of Walkers crisps to find nothing but a mushed up potato - that was just wrong!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I've had that happen
was pretty awesome

that potato thing is just weird though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Hehe
the potato thing was weird. As a child I was most confused, I thought that a heavier packet would contain more crisps, I was not expecting that result! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Did you make a confused face?
Or a disgusted face? I think I'd have made a mixture.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:22, Reply)

It was more confused I seem to remember
then I think I probably shouted 'Muuuuuuuuum' and got destracted by something shiny!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:39, Reply)