Ok
Which one of you guys was this?

My bets are on Grammar Badger.

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( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:31, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

lol
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you do any martial arts
You: I'm quite good at caligraphy
Stranger: Oh how nice!
You: What should I have for dinner tonight?
Stranger: How the fuck should I know
You: Please don't take the lord's name in vain.
Stranger: ASshole
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:34, Reply)

Sharing the comic genious
Stranger: Hey
You: Listen, I was just speaking to someone about Martial Arts, was that you?
Stranger: Sorry, it was not
You: Oh, Ok, he wasn't very nice anyway
Stranger: I'm lovely
You: If you see him, tell him that I am not a "Mother Fucker" (sorry to sware)
Stranger: Will do
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:36, Reply)

"sware" What the fuck does that mean? It looks like a retard's spelling of "swear", god, you're so thick.

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:42, Reply)

FUCK OFF.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:45, Reply)

^^THIS

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)

the smart bollocks totally spelled sentence wrong

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:53, Reply)

This upset me :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:07, Reply)

wot that i noticed it or that bertie big bollocks ent as smart as he makes out

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:10, Reply)

Big Nutz's Big Mistake
It was going so well...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:25, Reply)

fail fucking troll my love

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:27, Reply)