"en-mass" What the fuck does that mean? It looks like a retard's spelling of "en-masse", god, you're so thick.

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I do hope you're kidding
otherwise I shall have to cunt you in the fuck.
There's banter and then there's twatdom.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:48, Reply)

sorry dear, i learnt it off gonz himself.
thought he might appreciate it.
he seems to take great delight in correcting my spelling for me and i just couldn't help but react to the irony of it.
don't ever forget that i am a massive cunt WHOM everyone hates...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Aha...... I haven't seen any of that.
Fairy nuff. It's just that Gonz is dyslexic IRL so I get very defensive if someone has a go in that regard. (Like bert monkeysex did - I missed that at the time, but he went way too far.)
EDIT/I'm sure if you had a similar affliction I'd leap to your defence too, if anyone crossed the banter/cunt line.
Anyhow, you can't possibly be so big a cunt when your wife is so full of lovely win ;o)
Fancy the Tap & Spile next month? I hardly got to chat with you much the last time.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:37, Reply)

i'm well aware gonz is dyslexic, hence me being tickled by the irony.
but honestly if he reckons he can teach me anything about spelling he can fuck right off.
not that educating me was on his agenda.
he probably thinks i gazzed a mod about althegeordie.
which i didn't.
personally i couldn't give a fuck that he took my username, if i'd been THAT precious about it i would have bookmarked it on a 2nd account.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Pardon me all to fuck
I shall shove that olive branch right up my arse for trying to be decent. For shame!
If you want to be that bitchy, then I suggest you brush up on basic punctuation.
Also, you learned this from Gonz, not "off" him.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:16, Reply)

hey now, i think you took me all the wrong way there!
really i do.
sorry you thought i was being arsey with you, i really wasn't.
i have too much respect for you to do that.
and why is it that the moment i deviate from perfect grammar i get jumped upon?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:28, Reply)

Ok so.
Evidently there's only one way to settle this.
Outside.
Now.
SNOWBALL FIGHT!

*throws snowball*

*misses*

*wishes did not throw like a girl :o(*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:01, Reply)

stop scurrying round like that...
you're making it fucking impossible to get "locked-on"...
*makes mahooooooosive snowball*
*drives to Ashington*
*lies in wait*


AMBUUUUUUUUUUSH!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:07, Reply)

*has been well owned*
:o(
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:16, Reply)

OMG!
did you really need to shove that snow down the back of my pants?

a low-down dirty trick i tells ya!
but hats off for gettin' me that way...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:40, Reply)

*chortles*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Haha, did you even bookmark that?
Stand back, stand back, man in dire need of blowjob coming through, stand back people, white man in dire need of blowjob coming through.

Let's have a whip-around and see if we can find you someone who needs to pay their collage fees paid.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:05, Reply)

and wtf does any of "someone who needs to pay their collage fees paid." mean?
seriously dude.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Now now Gonz,
I just totally leapt to your defence ON THE INTERNET so let's all be friends over a nice pint of cider :o) I'm currently sampling Aldi's cheap equivalent of Diamond White (classy bird that I am) and it ain't half bad.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:43, Reply)