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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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LightweightMy chin's been sprouting since I was 15.
And I get a hair on one of my tits like an eyelash. Mmm, bet the men reading will love the idea of that.
*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS though the sofa*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:47,
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haha at least it ent a third fucking nipplei shit myself once when i thought i had skin cancer. i found a new mole on the top of my tit :(((((
turned out it was just melted chocolate. so that was nice.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:51,
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fucking bonus was what it wasnot only did i not have skin cancer but i earned myself a tasty treat
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:54,
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oh god im imagining it was a burger, with sauce and cheese and bun and fucking bacon and mushrooms and shitoh god
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:58,
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i predict that on day 7, all hell will break loose in the local kebbaby with me found elbows fucking deep in the tray of pre-cut meatplod will turn up and i'll lift my chilli sauce smeared face towards them and just roar.
or something
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:06,
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That'll be me with the bhajis and mint raita in Hot Chilli on Berry Street(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:07,
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places must be fucking used to it, you know, the february diet-kickingthey should just charge a fiver at the fucking door and lay out troughs of chips and chicken nuggets drenched in the sweat and tears of the poor chefs frying as fast as their greasy fingers will go.
id even pay a few quid extra for some curry sauce
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:28,
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