So, now that I have a griddle pan,
should I grow a beard, start drinking real ale, and become a B3ta male?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:32, 62 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

haha look at us all in and shit on a friday, god we're being good

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:42, Reply)

I'm not being good, I haz cider ;o)
Part of the 5-a-day, surely?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:45, Reply)

gawd i just had three apples juiced and heated on the hob with cinnamon
FAIL ALCY.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:49, Reply)

I'm iced in :(
(but let's face it I'd have found a reason to stay in anyway)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:45, Reply)

fuck out

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:48, Reply)

fuck out the fuck off
thank god and his holy blessed ice.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:52, Reply)

i feel like ive joined the jesus christians, but hot ones

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:54, Reply)

That's exactly what you've joined.
Have you donated to my church yet?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:56, Reply)

im donating my time, wit and effort, thats worth like, BILLIONS or something

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Fair deal, Sister Rosie

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Hmmmmmmmm....
I have no griddle pan but am partial to real ale and wax my 'tache every fortnight. Since turning 40 the odd chin hair requires plucking too. There must surely be a female equivalent of "metrosexual"?
Also, since I'm watching Top Gear on BBC 3, my contributions to this thread will be somewhat sporadic.

*scratches hairy beer-belly*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Lightweight
My chin's been sprouting since I was 15.
And I get a hair on one of my tits like an eyelash. Mmm, bet the men reading will love the idea of that.

*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS though the sofa*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:47, Reply)

haha at least it ent a third fucking nipple
i shit myself once when i thought i had skin cancer. i found a new mole on the top of my tit :(((((

turned out it was just melted chocolate. so that was nice.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Chocolate buttons!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:52, Reply)

fucking bonus was what it was
not only did i not have skin cancer but i earned myself a tasty treat
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Imagine if it was a Walnut Whip

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:57, Reply)

oh god im imagining it was a burger, with sauce and cheese and bun and fucking bacon and mushrooms and shit
oh god
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Don't do this to yourself, joose woman!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:02, Reply)

i predict that on day 7, all hell will break loose in the local kebbaby with me found elbows fucking deep in the tray of pre-cut meat
plod will turn up and i'll lift my chilli sauce smeared face towards them and just roar.

or something
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:06, Reply)

That'll be me with the bhajis and mint raita in Hot Chilli on Berry Street

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:07, Reply)

places must be fucking used to it, you know, the february diet-kicking
they should just charge a fiver at the fucking door and lay out troughs of chips and chicken nuggets drenched in the sweat and tears of the poor chefs frying as fast as their greasy fingers will go.

id even pay a few quid extra for some curry sauce
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:28, Reply)

^ food porn

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Yes
because then I'll definitely make sexeh tiem with you.
( djtrialprice, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:51, Reply)

OH EM GEE
You can be Andy and I can be Vince!
*gets the Casio out*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Sacrilege
Vince is straight. You can be Neil Tennant.
( djtrialprice, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Yeah, I've so got a Marilyn lip freckle like Neil...
I'm Neil, man, I'm Neil.
*pouts*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Right, now we've got that sorted
I'm off to the pub to get ratted, chat up ladies and be all manly.
( djtrialprice, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Blue oyster?
Those ladies in there can really sing...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:02, Reply)

*flounces*
you can go off some people you know
( djtrialprice, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Fuck off the the pub then
You fickle bitch
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:08, Reply)

YEAH LEAVE US WE'RE TOO BUSY TO REPLY TO YOU ANYWAY

oh
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:39, Reply)

hmmm......I don't have a griddle pan, don't drink real ale, or have a beard
but I occasionally wear men's cologne as it smells omfg good, does this mean anything at all?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:03, Reply)

*thinks*
i think it means... we all like big willies.

i think.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Well we don't like small ones
and I quite like a bit of L'Eau D'Issey, but I reckon that's because it's too girly for men.
No, wait... it's too orangey for crows is what I meant.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:10, Reply)

i'll be your dog

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:37, Reply)

ruff ruff ruff

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:40, Reply)

aroo

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:40, Reply)

i bought myself
a cheeky gift set of that yesterday, deodorant and everyfink. the ladies stuff is quite lovely too. sprayed on a hairy tit, it would be irresistable

was gonna treat myself to some jo malone again, but it is very pricey.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:16, Reply)

hmm....it's a good point

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:33, Reply)

ive got two cracking points, but in all seriousness, its always about big willies

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:37, Reply)

it's always in the back of my head

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:40, Reply)

how'd they get there? :\\\

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:44, Reply)

meeeeeeemoriiiiies of the way we uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuused to beeeee

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:47, Reply)

get. down. boogie oogie oogie.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Thing is though, the whole point of cologne (or one of the main ones), is to make you smell attractive to the oppersite sex.
So really, guys like girls, and girls like guys.

So why don't blokes wear girls cologne all day long, and get a smell they like following them around. Doubles up for some hawt bisexual women action too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:12, Reply)

just time for one more before i sneak off for some gin. or vodka.
"oppersite" What the fuck does that mean? It looks like a retard's spelling of "opposite", god, you're so thick.

glass houses, mate.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Good thing you didn't take that jib personally.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:40, Reply)

whys it chasing you around threads?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:47, Reply)

I took the piss out of one of it's spellings the other day, people laughed, he got pissy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:18, Reply)

haha is that it? fucking hell

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:19, Reply)

so you think i gazzed a mod over this althegeordie bullshit do you?
you'd be wrong there.

nice picture btw.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:53, Reply)

FUCK OFF.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:42, Reply)

you cunting spunker

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:43, Reply)

haha its such a tittie shitter

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:45, Reply)

I don't think we should feed it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:51, Reply)

aroo

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:56, Reply)

I don't know, I'm fairly certain that I like men wearing men's cologne better than a woman wearing it
it's intrinsically male, men's natural musk mixed with a good smelling cologne and oooohhh boy....I think I need a lie down....
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:35, Reply)

I don't want to be a man.
I've only just discovered I'm all woman.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Oh man, you're all woman AND MOAR
*smooshes*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:15, Reply)

*blushes*
I'll never forget that night in Paris.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:22, Reply)

That would be Paris Street, Ashington.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Yeah!
I remember the drunk who tried to wee on us.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:05, Reply)