I love you! No I didn't say it I didn't say it I didn't say it. I coughed.... MMM-hmmm, coughed.
My brother calls you a cunt. Not me. I didn't do it. My BROTHER did.

Elephant trunks should be used for elephant things only. Nothing else.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 17:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't really think I can be friends with someone who threatens to throw a puppy and kitten into a sack, then drop them from a fifty footbridge, only to realise it's low tide and there is no water.
And then thinks to themselves "Oh well, they're dead, nothing I can do", but they're not dead, they could survive as you whistle your marry song down the road, nobody else can hear the crys from the poor kitten and puppies, nobody can hear their pleeds, as pain turns to hunger and hunger turns back to pain, eventually leading to a prolonged agonising death.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 18:07, Reply)