Today I made
Chocolate chip cookies and orange cake just to keep warm.
Also if we get snowed in we won't die from lack of cake.

Anyone want some?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 21:05, 44 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Orange cake
sounds delicious.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 22:12, Reply)

yes please
and can i have some cake after?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Fnar
That is all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 22:31, Reply)

What crisps have you got?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:02, Reply)

Cheeky girl
You just went to Tesco.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Errr that was yesterday, plums
I've eaten them!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:16, Reply)

"It's cold, I need to keep up my calorie intake"
Something like that, yes?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:17, Reply)

No
I fucking love crisps and I'm stuck in here like Jimmy Stewart in Rear Window, you cheeky little git.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:19, Reply)

"I'm not a pie, honest"
:P

I do the same thing with biscuits, chocolate, irn-bru, sweets, and most other things.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:20, Reply)

I'll make a pie outta you in a minute, pal
and pasta, bread, chips, sausage rolls, stodge basically
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:23, Reply)

I'm just joshing with ya
I'm a massive pie myself, and fortunately am blessed with a good metabolism so I can eat MOAR FOODZ. It makes me happy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:26, Reply)

snap
although this Christmas, combined with the snow confinement, has tested my waistband to its limits.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:32, Reply)

I would have gone out adventuring
If it wasn't for stupid essays. Venturing into uni tomorrow (yay) which could be fun depending on what the temperature reaches overnight.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Tomorrow?
To the library?
And by adventuring do you mean compassesand that?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:37, Reply)

Not library, but to my building at least
And yeah, probably compassesandcrap. Would have been fun. Unlike uni on a Sunday.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Good boy
Stay away from the library. If students keep avoiding the libraries, they might let staff like me have more snow days.

Do you have shoes with a compass in the sole?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:44, Reply)

I wish I did, they would be awesome. Proper awesome.
But no, I just have shoes, and a compass. It would probably be hard to look at the compass were it on my shoe.

I never go to the library if I can avoid it. Always far too busy, and no free desks. Whereas I have my own desk in my department cos I iz a 5th year. Oh yeah.

Is you uni librarian then? All ours are awful people from what I remember.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:47, Reply)

They used to make shoes with compasses...
I am not horrible. I waive fines and wink and that. I make films and give talks, lulling the students into thinking we're all nice and helpful, but we're not, muahaha.

What's your subject, dude?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:53, Reply)

Design Engineering
So lots of drawing stuff, modelling stuff on computers, and making stuff look good.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:57, Reply)

If I keep eating crisps and lying on the couch
I might need your help...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:59, Reply)

Haha
I see what you did there. I generally do products though, and graphic design on the side to pay for pretty fings.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:01, Reply)

SO how much do you charge
on the side? For a foreigner?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:04, Reply)

Depends what for
And how foreign they are. Scousers are pretty foreign from what I hear.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:05, Reply)

We're well foreign
I dunno really. Maybe create something. Or airbrush me for next year's catalogue.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:10, Reply)

For people I like
The cost comes down. For people who act like assholes in meetings, the cost may sneak up. I dislike those that fall into the second category. Are you going to want more logos made?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:13, Reply)

Erm, whatever you reckon.
You're the expert.
How many crates of Irn Brew will it cost?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:15, Reply)

Ah, we're on the same page now
But it's spelt 'Bru'. I think 4 litres per day would probably be reasonable.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:17, Reply)

I'm alright
Got myself a Saturday night pot noodle earlier.

Bombay Bad Boy. Oh yes.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:22, Reply)

slag

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:23, Reply)

I really fancy a Pot Noodle
Sometimes I wish I was single so I could eat shit like that without being judged.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:41, Reply)

slaaaag!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 23:44, Reply)

Carriage return! Ding!
I'm resuming here because it's aggravating my brain tumour.
See I know it's Irn Bru, but when I was a kid we had a lemo man, with glass bottles, and one of the flavours (to avoid copyright issues) was Iron Brew. See what they did there?
So I was raised mostly on counterfeit shit like that, and old spelling habits die hard.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:23, Reply)

Oh, I've tried them all
Irn Brew. Iron Brew. Iron Bru. And perhaps the best: Och Aye The Brew. Best only in name, it tasted horrific.

Was the 'ding' a typewriter reference?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:24, Reply)

Course it was! That's why I said 'carriage return'! In my day 'return' had a word before it...
Och aye the fucking brew!!!!
That's your new name.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:28, Reply)

But I like this name :(
Or my un-spellable name. I try and hide my ridiculous Bru habit whenever possible. The flat was a mess of bottles before the Christmas holidays though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:32, Reply)

Slaaag
I used to be like that with Coke.
It's ok now, it's mainly wine bottles. Much more acceptable.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:35, Reply)

Oh yeah
Cheaper and far more acceptable. My bin's going to be a sea of Irn Bru and cider cans soon. I don't generally own cider, so we'll see it goes. Possibly 'like Roota with crisps' :s
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:36, Reply)

Roota with crisps?
Like lamb with mint sauce?
What cider is it? I haven't drunk it for years.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:41, Reply)

Just Strongbow
It was on offer at good old Tesco, so I got some and some Bulmers too, but it's still down at home.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:44, Reply)

You wanna get on the whites
they're cheap and shit but surprisingly crisp and refreshing.
I drank some with some tramps once. I didn't share my bottle. I haven't got hepatitis off a tramp. It was a publicity stunt right.
And white ciders blow your fucking head off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:49, Reply)

So you DIDN'T get hepatitis
I'll have to remember that. Anyway, sleep timez since I need to wander to my desk tomorrow. Laterz.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:51, Reply)

Hasta luego!
*goes and sits on the war memorial with the tramps*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:53, Reply)

we made chocolate and peanut butter rice crispy squares
they weren't square, but all other decriptive factors present and correct :D they fuckin ROCK.

hooray for snow-bound bakery shenanigans.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Rocky road ftw

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 13:59, Reply)