Carriage return! Ding!
I'm resuming here because it's aggravating my brain tumour.
See I know it's Irn Bru, but when I was a kid we had a lemo man, with glass bottles, and one of the flavours (to avoid copyright issues) was Iron Brew. See what they did there?
So I was raised mostly on counterfeit shit like that, and old spelling habits die hard.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh, I've tried them all
Irn Brew. Iron Brew. Iron Bru. And perhaps the best: Och Aye The Brew. Best only in name, it tasted horrific.

Was the 'ding' a typewriter reference?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:24, Reply)

Course it was! That's why I said 'carriage return'! In my day 'return' had a word before it...
Och aye the fucking brew!!!!
That's your new name.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:28, Reply)

But I like this name :(
Or my un-spellable name. I try and hide my ridiculous Bru habit whenever possible. The flat was a mess of bottles before the Christmas holidays though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:32, Reply)

Slaaag
I used to be like that with Coke.
It's ok now, it's mainly wine bottles. Much more acceptable.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:35, Reply)

Oh yeah
Cheaper and far more acceptable. My bin's going to be a sea of Irn Bru and cider cans soon. I don't generally own cider, so we'll see it goes. Possibly 'like Roota with crisps' :s
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:36, Reply)

Roota with crisps?
Like lamb with mint sauce?
What cider is it? I haven't drunk it for years.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:41, Reply)

Just Strongbow
It was on offer at good old Tesco, so I got some and some Bulmers too, but it's still down at home.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:44, Reply)

You wanna get on the whites
they're cheap and shit but surprisingly crisp and refreshing.
I drank some with some tramps once. I didn't share my bottle. I haven't got hepatitis off a tramp. It was a publicity stunt right.
And white ciders blow your fucking head off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:49, Reply)

So you DIDN'T get hepatitis
I'll have to remember that. Anyway, sleep timez since I need to wander to my desk tomorrow. Laterz.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:51, Reply)

Hasta luego!
*goes and sits on the war memorial with the tramps*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 0:53, Reply)