I'm not proud of my drug use.
But what I am proud of is that I've never had a comedown. Ever.

Famous last words I know. I am just about to reply to your message, by the way. Thanks again.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

NO worries dude.
Still be careful. I don't like dem druughz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:17, Reply)

The sombrero stakes have just been raised
We have decided whoever takes off their sombrero first has to get a (yet to be decided) Alan Partridge tattoo on their leg. It's without a doubt the stupidest thing I have ever agreed to do, but it has put me in a slightly better mood and I feel slightly less like absolute shite.

If it's me I think I'm going to have "Yes, it's an extender" or "Alan's Deep Bath - sponsored by Dettol".

Wish me luck.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Compromise and get a tungsten-tipped screw tattooed on your finger

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Or a cheese head screw

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:04, Reply)