doilies are for grandmas.
morning all. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 8:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

`ning! both doileys and D`oyleys are for grandma`s
my gran ( god rest ) used to try to cover her flatulence by coughing loudly, which strangely enough did nothing about the waft, and then used to blame flossie their dog for that.

On a different note, have just braved the outside to get milk for tea-like things and it is thawing (ray!) the tight council didn`t grit any footpaths and this has been a 1 in just outside needing a warning sign ice slope for 3/4 of a mile starting from just outside the shops 12 doors from my gaff.
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:13, Reply)

That was one highly skilled grandma there
If I cough in the middle of a fart, there is significant likelyhood of follow through.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Oh yes, Old ladies can do things we would fear to attempt
Like the squeaky ones whilst walking and changing pitch, and the "i`ve just aquashed a hot water bottle with the neck cut off" bending down to pick something up.

I too have male sphincter wiring and risk an involuntary touching cloth if I cough whilst farting
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:22, Reply)

We should learn the pelvic floor exercises
in a real way, rather than just thinking about them.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 9:34, Reply)