If were crude and ungentlemanly
I might suggest that it's not just my memory that is elephantine.

Luckily I am the picture of decorum and am thus way above such smutty innuendo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm not
MASSIVE ARSE!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:18, Reply)

well if you're not MASSIVE ARSE,
who is? I mus kno.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I meant I'm not the picture of decorum
and then called you a massive arse
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:59, Reply)

You got Elephantiasis of the nuts? Oh you poor poor man. Your ex really did a number on you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:19, Reply)

Tru seh dat.
Joking aside, she let slip that she found £400 in a coat pocket the other day. In between berating me for not giving her enough money for our daughter.

Fuck me I would LOVE to be in a position to be able to lose that kind of cash and not notice it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:28, Reply)

I'd like to be in a position to find that much money every day just by going through my coats

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Same here
all I'd find is that I don't like most of my coats.


EDIT that's more than enough 'work' for one day.

Seeyalater
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:33, Reply)