Shush, you are a woman
and under sharia, you will need to wear your burka and you certainly are not allowed to speak to any man or leave your house without your husband or father or brother.

Know your place!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

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( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Much better
now go make my tea and be quick about it. If you are good I'll let you be one of my wives.

Edit: This is in no way intended to be politically incorrect
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)

You can only have four, you fucking hero

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:56, Reply)

No hero, just a righteous jihadist

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:58, Reply)

*spits in your cuppa*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)

ooh rebel

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Time for a caning!

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Aw seriously man, don't go there
:D
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Roota's been a naughty girl : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I normally have to pay for this!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I repent, please cane me instead
I'll convert to whatever you want me to
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Me making effort was not part of the deal!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Decaffinated coffee?

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I said you were evil
(Please don't make me switch to decafe).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:33, Reply)