I always loved Harry
I've seen him go up and down in people's estimation but I don't care.
I loved him ever since he said "Just my step-ladder. Not my real ladder. I never got on with my real ladder."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I remember seeing on his show years ago
a bit where he was rhyming chocolate snacks with celebrities every now and then

Curly Wurly? Elizabeth Hurley
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Advice to mothers
Don't put your baby in bed with you. In the night you might roll onto the baby and put your back out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)

the savlon bits were good
and Sild
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Fuck off, Harry Hill does something about sild??
But sild's MY thing. I ask men if they like sild :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)

yeah, years ago
when he had the show with the badger parade.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Now I can't do my sild joke.
Well it's not a joke as such.
I didn't even know what sild was until I was about 11.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I only know because of harry hill and one of my weird uni housemates

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Me and my nana only know because of this woman called Maureen
We were helping her do a buffet and she said "Ooh get the sild out! You have to have sild at a buffet, for the men. The men love the sild."
So every now and again I like to ask a man if he loves sild.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I suspect that most would answer with a resounding no

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:16, Reply)

They do.
Mad bint.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Don't keep me guessing
Do the men love the sild.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Most men dunno what 'the sild' is!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I just googled...
...and found it was a herring or a Sexually Induced Lucid Dream. Jackpot either way.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:19, Reply)

the second sounds better
you can buy tins of sild, which are young herring, in tomato sauce

grim
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Blurgh
*imagines having a SILD about sild*
*dies*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:24, Reply)

A few months back
when he went on one about the film 'Gummo' after one of the X Factor guys sang a song from it, or something, can't remember exactly why. He went on a rant about it because it was so obscure and no one has really ever seen it. It was weird to hear him say Gummo, about a hundred times.

It's a great film incidentally, i had seen it years back, but had downloaded and watched it just a few days before harry Hill was laughing about it, so it was even weirder.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I haven't seen that film all the way through
but it was pretty damn creepy. Cool, but creepy.
( djtrialprice, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:25, Reply)