Too many to mention
They often involve being on a date and an ex turning up. Then it turning out that they know each other, and going home together for a smoke.

Or being on a date and my totally mental drunken lesbian ex turning up and sneering.

Or being on a date at a gig and the poor buffoon getting himself dumped for invading my space and impairing gig enjoyment. Feel me up AFTERWARDS please.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Dating within the same shallow gene pool? Poor show ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I never know these things 'til they happen
They're not the type of people you'd expect to know each other.
[Well in some cases, I really should have worked it out ;)]

There's this lad in Liverpool who knows almost everyone I've ever dated. Even the ones who don't know each other. I don't know how he does it.
Every time I'm looking for a taxi he's getting out of one. He even knows my mum's next door neighbour. He's even friends with my female ex's girlfriend's scouse friend.
He seems like a lovely fella but I dread seeing him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Sounds a bit stalkery to me.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:29, Reply)

It does but it isn't
He's just omnipresent or something.
And he has the same name as a boy I went out with when I was 15.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Is he cute?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:33, Reply)

The one I went out with at 15 was bloody beautiful
I still sometimes kick myself. But I was scared of boys, dumped him and went for a girl instead.

This omipresent one is good looking, but not really my type, and was happily attached last time I saw him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:36, Reply)

What are you 12?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I think by 12 they're saying 'buff'
so he must be 10
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:47, Reply)

And a girl with pigtails

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Whatever works for you.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:48, Reply)

We'll go on a date when you come down, or I come up.
I can't promise I won't encuridge you to bring back your lesbian friend with you, but I can promise I won't encuridge you to bring back the ex boyfriend.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Oh we won't be seeing any more of her
My parents and the police have seen to that.
I'll be showing you a photo of Omnipresent Man just to make sure you don't know him though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:46, Reply)

'round here, for a few quid, I can get some local kids to say he touched them.
One facebook group latter and he won't be seeing the general population of your local HMS for a good few years.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:00, Reply)