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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My idea of a worst date,Would be a Daily Mail reader.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:28,
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Oh.And I had a nice date lined up for you with Melanie Phillips...
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I would dress real fineand take a baseball bat to ensure she was re-educated correctly.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:42,
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"Hi, you must be Melanie...Don't know if you had any preferences but I do know a great little Indian restaurant near here - really authentic. If you wanted a drink beforehand there's a terrific Polish vodka bar round the corner..."
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Yes,Then when she said something "Daily Mailish" I would reprise the performance of Al Capone in the Untouchables and ding her on the noggin.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:49,
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Agreed.Likes - Waitrose and 4 wheel drives.
Hates - foreigners and the poor.
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