UPDATE!
I just got a phone call from one of our business associates. Help from God at last. Apparently there is a news story on the front page of the Press and Journal that is pretty darned important.

Naturally I vociferously volunteered my services to go out and get it so it could be scanned and distributed.

On the way I jumped into the public shitters and let loose. Actually it was largely wind and required very little cleaning. A good old in and out job. I feel better already!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:34, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

phew
i think we were all worried there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Like the apocryphal story of the P&J's report of the Titanic's sinking?
"North-East Man Lost at Sea"
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:35, Reply)

It's all about priorities innit!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:35, Reply)

It's only supposed to come out :(

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I don't know what went in
but it was (eventually) a joy coming out!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:36, Reply)

On the way I jumped into the public shitters and
let loose sucked off a stranger
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I WISH!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:38, Reply)