Yeah', well, yeah', well..... Your mum is a very pleasent person.
She once went skinny-dipping on a beach, and it was all fine 'till Greenpeace showed up. They decided rather than drag her back into the sea, "It would be less cruel to put her down", so they whacked her over the head with a shovel a few times. She then explained to them that she was in fact a land mammal and not the sea mammal they confused her for. But unfortuantly, the damage was done, and that's why her offspring have faces like they've been stoved in, and all did "Studdy Support" instead of the 8 GSCEs like everyone else in his class.

/Hah, nice one, love these *firm handshakes*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

haha :D
Your Mum and Dad are Peter Beardsley's shins.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I had to google him,
Why would an england player have a bowl hair cut (as in, put the boal on the head and cut everything that isn't inside the boal) ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Why did you spell bowl differently?
What's going on in your head gonz?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I just don't know =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)