Although I would love to make your mum happy, I'd rather make her daughter happy, content and rissoto =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:59, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

gotta love risotto
I had some last night

and some risotto
www.instantrimshot.com
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Every one a winner!

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Do yous ever stop?
Eating I mean...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:05, Reply)

yes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:07, Reply)

To 'do the dishes' I'll bet

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:11, Reply)

I'll do your dishes
*pulls on Marigolds*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Those aren't Marigolds, they're mine!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:16, Reply)

they will be in a minute

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:17, Reply)

HA!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:19, Reply)

and for pudding, a 'rimshot'?
I always had my doubts about you. This 'Glee' thing is just the tip of the iceberg, isn't it, old boy?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:05, Reply)

pfft
you were the one offering me free concert tickets and a "sofa-bed".

you're the bertie woofter in this equation chum.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Hahha touche
PS 'Bertie Woofter' is inspired.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:08, Reply)

learnt that one from my old man I think

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:17, Reply)

taking things sideways, and into the kitchen
I am in the market for a food processor, looking for the usual bells, whistles and attachments. Would want it to do everyfink. Not that fussed about a blender attachment though.

Surfed about for a bit and came to the conclusion that Magimix are ones to get, bad boys with industrial motors and an 11 year guarantee (on the motor). They are twice as pricey as their Argos Kenwood counterparts though.

Any advice is appreciated.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I think
you should borrow snugglesacks 'motor'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:11, Reply)

A double mastectomy would suit her right down to the ground
On second thought, just a single one, more misery due to the fact she can easily imagine, 'how it used to be'


/cleavage
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Magimix is the only choice
I have one. It's too small, because it's the mini, but you won't regret it believe me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:15, Reply)

yeah, i saw the mini ones and they did indeed look, mini.
The 4100, has 3 different bowls and more attachments than a poorly arranged e-mail. £160 quid though. I would have to think up inventive ways to the use bastard.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:18, Reply)

mine was a present. will have to wait to get married to get another I think
to be honest, you will probably never need to change the attachment or use a different bowl but it is still worth the money.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I can see myself
hooking dough, pressing citrus and chopping 'something' up to fuck all in the space of 10 minutes. Whilst tucking my feeble erection into my waistband.

Will have to convince the wife that the Kenwood Sniders are just a waste of money.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:25, Reply)

if she has trouble accepting it let me know
I'll give you my number and I will talk to her at length about how good the magimix is
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:28, Reply)

If you buy a kenwood chef you wont need another ever.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:25, Reply)

those are for gays
Magimix is the way to go
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I love my Kenwood :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:36, Reply)

You're both right,
as my mother's had hers for 25 years....and she's a lesbian.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:37, Reply)

SOLD

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Tonight I'm doing my
blog.90nz0.com/2009/12/13/asian-salmon-with-asparagus/ with a rissotto, as I fancy something poncy.

The salmon is maranating now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I might try Salmon Scratchings too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:17, Reply)

sounds good
I can't wait to get my new cooker. I've only used my new griddle pan once FFS!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:17, Reply)

That must hurt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:26, Reply)

it does
those hotpoint cunts are supposed to be phoning me to arrange delivery
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Nothing wrong in a quick chase-up, eh?
It breaks my heart to admit it as it utterly offends my idea of how things should be, but making yourself the 'annoying customer who keeps ringing up' does actually work in your favour.

Up to a point, obviously - take it too far and you'll find a freshly-laid turd in your top oven when it turns up...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:35, Reply)

they called on monday to offer me delivery on friday which is no good
need to disconnect the old this weekend and take a saw to the worktop. they can't book more than a week in advance unfortunately. I'll give them a call tomorrow lunch if they haven't got back to me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Can we crush the cup and all that though?
Cos she won't have me marrying a jew if it's not well jewish.
And if I marry a jew, can she be an honorary jew please?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Hah, it's a deal. Even that thing where you sit in chairs and they lift you up into the air.
You're going to have to learn how to make a good chicken soup though, ma' can teach you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:10, Reply)

the old 'C-3PO in the Ewok village' routine...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Ace!
And don't forget that awesome chicken gravy I made with bones and legs.
That's halfway to a good chicken soup right there. So your mum will only need to give me a few pointers.

Shall we have two weddings? one up here and one down there? My family are really embarrassing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:12, Reply)

And one on a beach somewhere quite hot, maybe with scuba gear on our backs !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:15, Reply)

You can go on that one alone
I'll be waiting in the Grand Hotel on the Llandudno cliffs
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Hah, I ain't diving in Wales.
I've been diving 3 times in the UK, apparently quite good dive sites too, and I hated it each time. Way to cold.

When I was doing my PADI over here, I was about 11, and I had to do a jump from a 3m pier, and the weight of the equpiment made me bellyflop it. It was soo painful, but I continued on as I didn't want to fuck up the rest of my course.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I've dived in a couple of places in the South West
couldn't see a fucking thing and way too cold.

not worth the bother
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Exacto.
And anything sunk has been scavenged to buggery anyway.

I'd quite like to do the zinobia in cyprus though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I ain't diving in Wales either
I'm playing bingo, doing karaoke and putting a bit of Impulse True Love behind my ears for when you get home.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Sounds like a deal to me.
=d
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 16:38, Reply)