Try listening to half a dozen versions, as you try to compile a CD for a 2 year old . . .
that, is painful. Really painful.
( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

good reason not to have children

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:10, Reply)

It gets worse . . .
Hi 5 (Junk music for kids), The Wiggles, Dora the Explorer . . . the list of junk music goes on and on . . .


Back in my day, we had Play School, Rainbow and The Wombles . . . good clean, children's music . . .

(Stamps and clutches blanket whilst holding ear trumpet to the Off Topic Board)
( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Dio's lyrics were a bit 'O' Level, I grant you,
but I wouldn't call Rainbow children's music.



Ahahahah Monty you card, you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I like what you've done there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Aren't those all British
and aren't you an Aussie?

The wombles wombats
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Watching the ABC in the 70s and 80s . . .
it *was* all British . . .


Except Play School - which had local actors
( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Well your very lucky, we have to pay for that shit!

I was really pissed and had partaken in other substabances in acrappy nightclub at Uni, when I heard a strange yet familier voice, I looked around and there was zippy and george doing an appearance...I was very confused and a little scared
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I was once out of my mind in a mate's car
driving along the Embankment, and when we stopped at the lights, alongside us was The Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo, which was excellent.

It was some Nickelodeon promotional thing but still smart.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I had visions of the "Doobie Snacks" scene from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"
after reading that description.
( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Mind you, the same channel used to broadcast
"The Goodies" at 4-ish, after school, when kids had come home and were likely to want to watch before dinner.

Legless tells me in the UK it was billed as a more adult programme. Kids' TV here.
( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Nah, kids' TV here too

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:32, Reply)

my daughter's favourite song is 'Back in Black'
I have video footage of her getting on down to it.

She also loves The Ramones - I am very proud of her.


(and a load of tosh from CeeBeebies if I am completely honest)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:17, Reply)

get her singing I wanna be sedated
loud in public, to embarrass her mother
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:21, Reply)

if i get her to sing 'Beat on the Brat with a baseball bat'
hopefully Social Services will take her away from her mum and she could come and live with me.

The Ramones' 'It's Alive' LP is one of the best live records by anyone, ever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Did you see heavy metal baby on links the other day?

Brilliant!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:24, Reply)

nope, I shall try to find it, cheers

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Here

www.b3ta.com/links/413690

Top stuff, I hope my kid turns out like this!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:29, Reply)

cheers!
That's superb.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:32, Reply)