That's below the belt Monty!

I am not a fat talentless R&B reject from Southhamton.

I am a fat talentless advertising reject from Slough
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How to read replies, a PsychoChomp guide.
When reading something on b3ta draw an imaginary line from the left of the post upwards until it hits another post. The one you've just hit is the original post.
Putting a ruler against your screen may also help.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:52, Reply)

But what if the post is higher upperer
than my screen is tallerer?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Not you, dear boy, Chompy
He was the one who brought in a mug, lost his fucking mug on Wednesday, they were making love on Thursday...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Ah, yeah the peril of having a tiny window for work purposes

B3ta lives in a world just 7" x6".
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Same as, mate
It's like a burka eye-hole on my screen
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:03, Reply)