Don't forget the fact that you've overcome the shackles of merkinism.
You're almost one of us so that's got to count for something.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

hmmm....perhaps if I lived there.
May I add another point for being able to write proper stories?
I guess I'd have to knock a point off for never finishing them...

*sigh*

I need a life coach or something.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:46, Reply)

are some available online?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:51, Reply)

life coaches? probably...

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I ment the stories
but what exactly does a life coach do?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I don't know....probably teaches you how to be a proper person?
No stories online currently.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)

sounds like a good ambiguous career

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I'm available as a life coach
Greater enjoyment of life through surfing, pot and music appreciation is what I promise.

Reasonable rates
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I hate pot

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:19, Reply)

there's your first problem

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I don't think so.
I prefer to be drug free, plus pot makes you stupid.
I'm american, I don't need another excuse.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)

it doesn't make everyone stupid
however, I will let you off, and recommend a course of surfing and listening to really good music
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:33, Reply)