Righto, starting at 5
+1 height, 6'2"
+1 hair (Charles 1st)
+1 extraordinarily good with English
+1 illustrious forebears
+1 I apparently have an excellent nose and teeth
+1 homeowner in trendy London district
+1 highly knowledgable about specialist subjects
+1 consistently punched above weight in the 'good looking chicks' stakes
-1 aforementioned chicks are invariably psychopaths
-1 no-one cares about aforementioned specialist subjects
-1 flat looks like a record shop and smells of cat
-1 pompous, pedantic helmet
-1 voracious consumer of narcotics (jeopardising excellent nose) and booze
-1 bit of a tum brewing
-1 miserable cunt
-1 more emotional baggage than Heathrow fucking Airport
-1 unwarranted superiority complex due to illustrious forebears

It's a four, niggaz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:11, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

are you really giving yourself a point for fucking hot girls?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Yes. I am desperate, OK?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Then I should be able to add a point for consistently banging hot guys.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Go for it. I've set a precedent now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)

hehe
homeowner
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I know. Pitiful isn't it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)

You did say 'homo'.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I think the flappy hair deserves more than just the +1
But then I might possibly have a vested interest in that respect...

EDIT: I would also give points for musical taste that overlaps considerably with that of The Supreme Crow. But then I'm not female, so I don't know how appealing my pedantic taste in old-school rock and blues is to women.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Fuck it
Let's both help ourselves to a cheeky extra point each.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:41, Reply)