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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Had the King said "wind an' pish" instead of "sound and fury", it'd've been an entirely accurate reconstruction of mediaeval Scottish politics.
(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Messenger
Gracious my lord,
I should report that which I say I saw,
But know not how to do it.
Macbeth
FFS, min. Oot wi' it!
Messenger
As I did stand my watch upon the hill,
I look'd toward Birnam, and anon, methought,
The wood began to move.
Macbeth
Away an' shite!
(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Shakespeare's shortest play could soon be like a Fast Show sketch...
First witch: Crown?
Second witch: Ooh, sir, suit you, sir...
(, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:34, Reply)
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