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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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Just start a thread asking for people to talk about themselves
you'll get 100 replies.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:29,
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Most of them from you
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:31,
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Yep, and 50% of them are me mocking someone else.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:33,
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Because they dare to have breasts?
Or because they dare not to?
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:35,
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i like breasts
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:36,
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We know
And we accept this
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:37,
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I'm starting to go off them.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:38,
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I'm keeping my breast viewing to a minimum.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:44,
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I'm rationing my intake,
everytime I see a pair I close one eye briefly thus reducing my intake by half.
I'm getting some funny looks.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:47,
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haha fair enough but I'm saving mine for a special occasion so I can...splurge
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:52,
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Saving yourself for the day you might actually get to touch one?
Edit: Psycochomp, not you Kristine, you have your own and can touch them whenever you want.
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MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:53,
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Keep re reading my post until you get the joke.
I'll speak to you tomorrow.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:55,
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I'll probably never get it.
It's likley too subtle for me.
Have a lovely evening.
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MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:58,
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It's really pretty obvious
Are you simple?
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:59,
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Very
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MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 19:59,
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Good to know
I'll be sure to lock all sharp things away.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:00,
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But they are so much fun to play with!
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MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:01,
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(american)
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PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:06,
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Ayup
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MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:07,
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So therefore
(stupid)
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:08,
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But we invented the internet
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MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:10,
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You invented nought but the idiot
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:13,
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no you didn't
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PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:13,
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Al Gore said he did.
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MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:15,
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and he's 'merican
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MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:16,
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Try googling Tim Berners Lee
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:16,
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Yeah, but he's an MIT professor and therefore...
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MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:18,
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You mean the British engineer who went to work at MiT?
Yeah, thought so.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:19,
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See, we knew enough to hire him away
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MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:21,
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'You' made some packet switching software that was kept internal,
CERN made WWW
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PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:17,
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Good God I hope you don't think I'm serious!
I know shit all about the internet except how to post on this site and find, shall we say "interesting" pictures.
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MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:20,
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(idiot)
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:20,
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Bite me (cunt)
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MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:21,
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Yay!
I angered a 'merkin!
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:22,
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In your dreams!
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MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:23,
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It's all I dream of most nights
And all I dare to consider most days.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:25,
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After being married twenty years, the good dreams
have either been fulfilled or given up on. Only nightmares left.
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MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:27,
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Oh well, it's time to leave work and pretend I have a real life elsewhere.
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MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:28,
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Speaking of CERN
I'm most disappointed they haven't managed to rip the world apart yet.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:21,
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I applied for a job at cern,
I've got a very nice rejection letter.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:22,
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Awesome
Are you in any way qualified?
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:23,
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Not to turn it on or anything but there was some office work that I was qualified for.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:33,
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Ahh
So working at CERN without the black hole responsibility.
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:36,
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Me too, tiny black holes rampaging through the European contryside
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MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:22,
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and invented everything else including TV evangelicals
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MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 20:11,
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