Is there anything more boring than reading the original post?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:12, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

reading other posts about people sleeping on other peoples couches

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Ahhh, here we go, a question I can answer
typing it may have been duller. I quite like the little snippits of peoples lives, but if they dont post a question i'm not sure how to respond.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:16, Reply)

This one time I went to the shops, and I had £5.87 on me, it was a lot of money back in those days.
So, this morning I left my flat and crossed the road and walked down it a little bit. Then I stood by Tescos waiting for the automatic doors to open. When they did, I went in, and I found some frankferters and some plastic cheese and some ketchup (I like the hinez one) and some american mustard and some pita bread. Once everything was in my basket with the green handle, I took it to the till, but before I did, I looked around a bit, there was a special offer on red bull, 8 cans for five pounds, but I couldn't afford it and left my Lloyds TSB visa debit card at home, so I didn't buy it. The lady at the counter scanned in the pita bread, plastic cheese, frankferters, ketchup and mustard and told me it came to £5.56, so I handed over her the money, I can't remember what coins I used, but there was enough to cover me. I took my bag of goods with me out the store, walked down the road a little bit, crossed it, used my keycard to get into the downstairs door and used the key to get into my flat. I then cut open the pita bread, put in the plastic cheese, frankferters, some of the american style squeezy mustard, hienz ketchup and some 'onion crisps' that I already had. I put it in the microwave for two minutes and twenty seconds. When it was cooked, I took it to my office where it's cooling down now, and hopefully now I've finished this story, I can eat it, NYOM NYOM.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:34, Reply)

that sounds both revolting and delicious at the same time

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:36, Reply)

It's amazingly good, but I bet it has 0 nutritional value.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:39, Reply)