When I worked for the DSS
There was a punter called Mr Trebilcock. The counter staff used to think he might get embarrased by this and so changed it to sound like Trebilco when they called him to reception.

He didn't like it and would invariably shout "It's TrebilCOCK!" as he marched furiously to the counter.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 22:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Also
I used to work with someone called John Smith. That's gotta be a joke, right?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I had a trainee called John Smith once
D'you reckon it's the same geezer?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 22:11, Reply)

My Stalker is a John Smith
Real name.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 22:35, Reply)