I know two people with comedy names
1. Roger Littleboy
2. Celery Wang

...and I'm not making them up.

Anyone else know any comedy names? If you don't, just fucking invent one, alright?
(Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 21:28, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Lubi Rodway
classic name.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 21:41, Reply)

John Cockbastard.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 21:47, Reply)

I had a mate called Sean once.
Sean Thomas. Sean being the Irish for John...

Before he took his stepdad's surname, he was Sean Cochrane, and hence known as 'Cocky' to his mates.

He couldn't escape it really. Despite the name change he still ended being a big cock.

Nice guy though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 21:47, Reply)

If I was a boy I was going to be named after my grandfathers
John and Thomas
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 22:36, Reply)

i worked somewhere
where there was an application from a woman called Ming King Ho
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Barclays, Bromley
Had a cashier called Dallas Hoare.

And I went to school with Mark Marks.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 21:55, Reply)

My aunt went to uni with a
Rory Borialis
( Peej, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Haha brilliant.
No words of a lie, there were brothers a couple of years below me at secondary school, Wayne and Lee King.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 22:18, Reply)

When I worked for the DSS
There was a punter called Mr Trebilcock. The counter staff used to think he might get embarrased by this and so changed it to sound like Trebilco when they called him to reception.

He didn't like it and would invariably shout "It's TrebilCOCK!" as he marched furiously to the counter.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Also
I used to work with someone called John Smith. That's gotta be a joke, right?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I had a trainee called John Smith once
D'you reckon it's the same geezer?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 22:11, Reply)

My Stalker is a John Smith
Real name.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 22:35, Reply)

I once had to book an appointment for a
Mr Dickshit.

True.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Here's a couple
I had an uncle named John Thomas.

and I used to work with a Sheffield lad called Mark Hunt (which only works with a sheffield accent)
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 22:37, Reply)

my ex's
uncle was Richard Head
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Was he known as Dick?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 23:09, Reply)

i like to imagine
he was
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 23:30, Reply)

I was at school with a Chris Moss.
Also, my mother used to work with someone called M.T. Wardrobe.

There had used to be a Dr De'Ath at North Staffs Royal Infirmary, too.


Oh, yes - I think I've mentioned him somewhere on b3ta before, but Mr Campaign to Expose Staffordshire Police Corruption, whose address was Corruption House, probably ought to have his story retold - I'm not making him up.

Except that it's late, and I want to go to bed. Suffice it to say, it's not the name that his parents gave him.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 23:25, Reply)

Sounds like the guy
a few years ago who changed his name to Yorkshire Bank PLC are Fascist Bastards after getting a £20 charge on a £10 overdraft.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 0:13, Reply)

Theres a motorcycle shop on the Isle of Wight
Was owned by Dave De'ath.

Ironically he died in a motorcycle accident...
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I worked in pensions.
As a result of the high volumes there were always going to be a few.

Angelina Tomic
Hymen Brown
Fanny Lipschitz
Olivia Theer

Funny I can't remember any of the comedy blokes names.

Edit: Oh yes, Selby Boddy. He once called when he had a heavy cold.
Someone else had to deal with him cos I was helpless.

And Pu King Man
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 16 Jan 2010, 0:01, Reply)

When I lived in Brazil
our next door neighbour was Ms. Cecilia Ana Maria Fucking.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 0:10, Reply)

I have a few...
Jayachandran Ramachrishnan
Mahendra Wankhade (hade has a silent 'r', I'm not kidding)
Li Ping Jacky Jin
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I know a guy called Richard Mould
he doesn't like being called Dick
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Here's another one
My mum is a special educational needs co ordinator and one of her students is called Wing Hung Man.

His dad is called Will.
Will Hung Man.

Trufax.
(Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Booked a holiday once
For a Mrs O. Dear
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 22:01, Reply)