Yappy fucking neighbours dogs (angers up the blood)
I got so fed up of my neighbours poodles yapping everytime I went in my garden I stormed round her place to have it out with her, but she seemed like such a lovely old woman who was just lonely and adored her poodles I ended up staying for a couple of hours and drinking tea and petting her poodles.

I am so weak.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

MAN THE FUCK UP

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:39, Reply)

You're right
after work i'll go round there and punch her in the face. Should I take biscuits?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:40, Reply)

No man
you need to steal her biscuits
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:42, Reply)

RIGHT! *psyches self up*
She's dead!

it will be nice to see Edward & Oliver (her poodles), perhaps i'll buy them a squeaky toy...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:49, Reply)

You need a slap

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Next door to my mum are cunts
Fat twizzler cunts who have so little room in their house that the car is their fridge (no lie) and they still fill the house with sunbeds and dogs.
My uncle saw the mother get out of a taxi round the corner from her house (so her husband didn't know she's got a taxi for a 10 min walk) and ram a WHOLE MARS BAR in her gob.
She looks like that fat fella with the funny eye who's in a lot of very English films. Except she's orange with thin hair dyed black.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:41, Reply)

They sound like a class act

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I was going to post '*shakes head in disbelief*'
but I'm afraid it's all too believable.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:49, Reply)