Another thread about me YAY!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Actually you could review this menu,
which I am going to send over to a girl to persuade her to come and see me. Basically would you drive 60+ miles for this?

Starter: Bruchetta
Main course: Tagliatelli Carbonara
Dessert: Pannacotta with vanilla ice cream

All home made except the ice cream including the pasta.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:34, Reply)

To be honest Chompy..
..you could be serving me swan on a bed of caviar, garnished with diamonds and it still wouldn't induce me to travel to Milton Keynes.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Well she was here this weekend, so she obviously doesn't have the same deep seated predjudice you have.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:39, Reply)

If my prospective date couldn't spell 'bruschetta' I'd stay at home and play with my breasts

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:36, Reply)

I'll spell check it before sending you channnt

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Don't top the bruschetta until you are about to serve.
I fucked up once by planning ahead too far and served soggy bruschetta - not a good look.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:38, Reply)

That's a school boy error.
It's got to be made just as it's about to be served.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Yeah.
All the schoolboys round my way are ALWAYS getting their bruschetta wrong. That and knifing each other in the kidneys.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I like breasts.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:38, Reply)

or tell the difference
between 'hear' and 'here'
( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:41, Reply)

eh?
oh right, edited now.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:42, Reply)

or 'prejudice' and whatever 'predjudice' is...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Use lemon juice instead of vanilla to flavour the panna cotta

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I'll have a look round for a good recipe.
So do you think that shows enough effort? Or should I do something more pretentious?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Starter: Croissant
Post Dessert: Coffee
( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I'm not sure it could be much more pretentious.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:44, Reply)

But Noel
It's toast with a topping, a bowl of pasta, and cream flavoured jelly.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Right up-fucking-market.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Are you winding me up?
I'm being serious about menus here, to help you, because I'm nice.
So if you do pretentious you might get it wrong, and even if you get it right, it will up your anxiety levels, and that makes for bad dates.

Panna cotta is easy, but so as not to make it too sickly and put her to sleep, swap the vanilla flavouring for 100ml lemon juice.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:44, Reply)

100ml lemon juice 100mg Rohypnol
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:46, Reply)

No, I'm not winding you up,
although I will if you don't answer the bloody question. Does it show enough effort?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Yes it fucking well does!
but not too much.
That is good.

I've still got my eye on you, so no cuntiness right.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:47, Reply)

That was my thinking.
Thanks for your help, we now have a truce until midnight tonight.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:48, Reply)

*one single nod with flared nostrils*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I'd say so
Get a couple of bottles of classy wine and you should be fine. If you're having difficulty choosing said wine ask what the refined and upstanding females around here drink... and buy something completely different.
( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:49, Reply)

No!
Make it sickly and put her to sleep.





Giggity ¬_¬
( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:47, Reply)

if she's gonna travel 60 miles for 'dinner', she's probably gonna put out anyway, the slag
So the lemon will keep her perky
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:49, Reply)

It's not beyond the realms of possibility she's reading this, be nice.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)

if she's a B3tan, she'll put out
Wine and Kings of Leon probably
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

She's not a b3tan but is aware of the website.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Well stop ruining the menu surprise for her then

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:56, Reply)

It's a very very small chance.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I'd better not mention that kiddie-fiddling charge then, eh?
Oops, sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

oooooh
anyone we know? schlaaaaaaaag
( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Nope, I really doubt she's an offtopicer,
even if she's got an account.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:54, Reply)

you'll be banging her up the shitter so hard it'll be like the Somme
mud and guts everywhere
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:01, Reply)