Some fucker stole our Christmas tree.
I had it in the woodshelter so I could use it as kindling and I came home today and it's gone. I know the recycling guys were round today collecting expired trees but to get ours they would've had to been noseying in the front yard, walked in through the gate, and hauled it out from under the very obvious woodshelter. That doesn't sound like council employee behaviour to me - it's much too much like hard work. Whoever it was left the pallets and the chopped up pallet kindling.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hmmm
If I were a firewood thief (which I'm not, honest) I would take the easier stuff, like the pallets...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I think I'm a victim of over-zealous recycling.
This neighbourhood is full of eco-cunts and now the binmen are in on it too.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Sounds more like the work of gypos to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:39, Reply)