You've made a terrible mistake here.
Unless you meant 'would I go to see The Police suffering 72 hours of brutal torture at the hands of Cambodian psychopaths', in which case, I concede, the answer is 'yes'.

Sting's ghastly cod-Jamaican singing is the modern day equivalent of Al fucking Jolson or Jim Davidson's mate 'Chalky'. How the tosspot wasn't pilloried from day one is up there with the Marie Celeste if you ask me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:59, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How can you not love
the nasal whines of Rhhhooooooooxxxaaaaahhhhhhnnnnnne
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:00, Reply)

He should have blacked up like Dan Akroyd in Trading Places
and be done with it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Boo
bouya-boo-bouya-boo-bouya-boo-haw!
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I know how to get you out of the woodwork, every time.
Good morning to you sir!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Greetings sire
but how dare you take me away from my lurking.
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Well, I agree about the Cambodians
But not the music, for reasons I am totally unqualified to back up.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Andy Summers should have known better
He was in Dantalion's Chariot in the 60s, they were superb. How he ended up in a band with that fucking ANUS I do not know.

My favourite Police anecdote concerns their final tour before they broke up: apparently the only way Stuart Copeland could force himself onto the stage every night was to have a picture of Sting's face taped onto his snare drum, so he could bash his face in with a piece of wood throughout their show. Marvellous.

Also - calling yourself 'Sting' because you used to wear a yellow and black striped jumper all the time makes you a total cunt - not a 'character'. Plus, change your fucking jumper more often, you smelly turd.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:11, Reply)

excellent stuff

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Stop Press
Monty does not like Sting.

Now calm down and drink your Horlicks.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:17, Reply)

He's a fucking spastic.
I was filled with delight when I read that his accountant had stolen millions of pounds from him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I'm going to keep replying until your head explodes
In a fountain of yellow and black striped bile.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:27, Reply)

'Every Breath He Takes'
...is a theft of perfectly decent oxygen that could have gone to a more deserving recipient, say, in Haiti, and I think the people of the world should demand it all back, immediately, with interest, along with a handwritten apology to the Jamaican people.

In short, hang the bounder.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:34, Reply)

He was teacher, so his hand writing is probably first class
Its just the content that is drivel.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Damned by the very faintest of praise, there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Oh fuck it, I agree with you
and did from the start.

I've really got to do some work today. Important drawings for AWE. Those bombs don't build themselves you know.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:03, Reply)