I just made a joke about hating the poor to a girl I'm flirting with.
I'm rubbish at flirting, but I am pretty hilarious.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yes you are (!)

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Sometimes it's hard to forget
that your average meat puppet doesn't have the same sense of humour as the average b3tan.
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:00, Reply)

So you're saying that I'm good at flirting?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Sure why not
I'm feeling charitable today
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:03, Reply)

thanks sweet tits.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:05, Reply)

You should smack her ass as she walks off too
Chicks totally dig that kind of shit.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:06, Reply)

You'd be suprised how many do.
Just not by strangers obviously.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:09, Reply)

They like it when you make eye contact in a bar
and then don't look away, just keep staring at them, for up to 45 minutes.

Then walk over to them and sit nearby, and keep staring. Then as they get up to leave with their friend, that's when you smack that ass.

Chicks fucking LOVE that shit. They really do.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I've never stared at a woman for more than 15 seconds before they leave the room.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:15, Reply)

and get a taxi to the airport.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Al
Women only love that when you do it. It's your sexy beard that does it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I had wondered it this was the case
You were especially moist as you walked past, you were practically dripping on the floor.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Around you
I have to hire small mexicans to follow me with those "Caution Wet Floor" signs
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:21, Reply)