Last night on Hollyoakes
Cindy opened her new clothing store with an 80s theme. She brought out an old vinyl sleeve that I saw enough of to realise it was Rio by Duran Duran. When the music started playing though it was Girls On Film. I instantly thought, "That's balls. Girls On Film was from Duran Duran's first album. Rio was their second."

What have you recently experienced that made you proud and ashamed simultaneously?
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:33, 66 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

God I love Patrick Nagel's stuff
I keep meaning to get some for my spare room.
Oddly enough, the four-post bed in my spare room used to belong to a ceratin member of the Hollyoaks cast. Funny how things are connected.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:36, Reply)

My daughter is watching 'Got to Dance'...
...and my five year old son in a fit of anger jumps out of his seat and says 'This is shit' and goes in the other room.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Good lad. Give him some fags as a reward.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:49, Reply)

And a copy of Razzle.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Hell, you should just wank him off

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I think that is one he can learn for himself.
But thanks.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:15, Reply)

LALALALLALALALLAAL NOT LISTENING

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Bridget Jones
Yes, I love chick flicks, and I'm not ashamed.*

She's a shit reporter for a local paper, yet somehow manages to live in the flat above the Globe in Borough Market. Right by London Bridge. There's no way she could afford that. It'd cost fucking loads.

*I'm a little ashamed.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I fucking hate you for making me watch that
All it made me do was recognise all the things Hugh cunting Grant said as things that have been said to me in the past and I've accepted.

I did not fucking laugh.
And it made my dad call me Big Knickers again.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Hugh Grant + Colin Firth
= heaven.

That's maths right there, that is.
No arguments.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Seriously, I'm never listening to you again
Watch Gilmore girls.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

seconded.
I'm going to miss today's episode.
*SADFACE*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:54, Reply)

If I don't get the box set for my birthday
then my family either hate me, or are the worst hint-takers ever.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:55, Reply)

They hate you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:14, Reply)

They put frazzles in her pocket when she's not looking

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Father?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:17, Reply)

You recognised my cock!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:18, Reply)

It was your lack of a left bollock that did it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Was it chewy?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Like a dried apricot

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:33, Reply)

No juice left?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Not a drop

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I'll give it a go
It's not like my choice of television programmes could get any camper.

I'll need to finish season four of Desperate Housewives before I move over to GG though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Fuck those craggy bitches right off
I know you'll love Luke. He's complicated but still just within your definition of dreamy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Those "craggy bitches"
have been my best friends over the last three years. Except for Carrie, Miranda, Samantha and Charlotte of course.

Christ I need to get out more.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:08, Reply)

*huffs*
How Superman can survive in space when he flies around turning the world back to reverse time HOWEVER when put in a big pink bubble struggles to breathe.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:44, Reply)

This morning I sneezed and nearly pissed myself.
I thought that was something that happened after giving birth, not in the incubation period. I was ashamed that I nearly pissed myself but proud that my pelvic muscles can still clench in the nick of time.

I have a fetus and a 10cm fibroid pressing on my bladder. Motherhood is going to be such a joy in comparison.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I wrote a song about you while I was on holiday
If I have time I will record it and send it to you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Hey it's the recycle bug!
Hola!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Welcome back, Kotter

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)

is it rude?
And what rhymes with crackhouseceilidhband?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:50, Reply)

blackmouseflaileyhand

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Spakspousekruggerand/

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:22, Reply)

She drinks beer by the *****
The boys all like her she knows how to ******
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I sneezed and nearly peed myself once
and I've never been pregnant.
I am a baglady in waiting, and no mistake.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:49, Reply)

it's a sign of not enough sex
or too much sex, or something.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:51, Reply)

But which one???
I must know so that I can abide by the rules.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I just made a joke about hating the poor to a girl I'm flirting with.
I'm rubbish at flirting, but I am pretty hilarious.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Yes you are (!)

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Sometimes it's hard to forget
that your average meat puppet doesn't have the same sense of humour as the average b3tan.
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:00, Reply)

So you're saying that I'm good at flirting?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Sure why not
I'm feeling charitable today
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:03, Reply)

thanks sweet tits.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:05, Reply)

You should smack her ass as she walks off too
Chicks totally dig that kind of shit.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:06, Reply)

You'd be suprised how many do.
Just not by strangers obviously.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:09, Reply)

They like it when you make eye contact in a bar
and then don't look away, just keep staring at them, for up to 45 minutes.

Then walk over to them and sit nearby, and keep staring. Then as they get up to leave with their friend, that's when you smack that ass.

Chicks fucking LOVE that shit. They really do.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I've never stared at a woman for more than 15 seconds before they leave the room.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:15, Reply)

and get a taxi to the airport.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Al
Women only love that when you do it. It's your sexy beard that does it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I had wondered it this was the case
You were especially moist as you walked past, you were practically dripping on the floor.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Around you
I have to hire small mexicans to follow me with those "Caution Wet Floor" signs
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:21, Reply)

There was a "Have your say" on the BBC website recently
it was "What's your favourite Simpsons quote". I was proud that I knew all the quotes, but ashamed that most of them were mis-quotes and I knew what it should have been.

Some daft cow said "When Smithers says 'Women and sailors dont mix' ha ha"....Argh! It's "Women and SEAMEN dont mix"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:17, Reply)

The realisation that there is a massive part of you...
...that is Comic Store Guy is rather worrying.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Worst. Reply. Ever.

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Worst. Realisation. Ever.
EDIT: DAMN!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Ha!
was that girl ok?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Aye, she's fine
Turns out the guy who messaged me was just trying to cause as much shit as possible.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Oh good
I have to say that texting you that she had committed suicide is posibly one of the worst things I have ever heard someone do.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Aye
What a cunt.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Worst timing EVER.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Oh
Whenever I watch Friends on E4 I notice all the bits they cut out.

For example after Monica and Chandlers wedding they cut the bit where Monica says there is a porn charge on their bill so you get Monica looking at the bill then a cut to Joey saying "and on your honeymoon that's sad" which then makes no sense and then I realise I have them all on DVD and am STILL watching the same episode over and over and over on E4

*cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Haha you 'looser'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:39, Reply)

My nephew used to enjoy watching tom & Jerry on the cartoon channels
and then inform you where examples of racism had been edited out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Yeah, I heard that they have taken out all the blackface gags
which is a good/bad thing depending on how you view a 60 year old cartoon
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:47, Reply)

They're all still there on my nephews vhs and a couple of dvds I think...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I do exactly the same with Scrubs
I can recite episodes from memory half the time.

When they edit things out on E4 I find myself trying to snap the remote in half. It's even worse when they cut it down so much so they can fit it into twenty five minutes including the adverts. So half the story lines don't make sense.

Oh and when they edit Desperate Housewives so that they can show it at ten in the morning. With all the swearing and sex an hour long show lasts about twelve minutes.

God I need to get out more.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:47, Reply)