Iron Man
by Black Sabbath

I hope for the music to be timed so that, as my cardboard box is pushed into the oven with a broom*, all that can be heard is Ozzy Osbourne dementedly declaring
"I am IRON MAN!"

*_{I expect I'll be broke by then, so I'm envisioning a Co-op funeral...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

In that case...
...Bruce Springsteen - "I'm on Fire" would be quite fun.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:48, Reply)

"Can't start a fire,
Can't start a fire without a spark..."

Just as someone's trying to strike a soggy match on the pyre
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:49, Reply)

You're having Richard Reid at your funeral?
You A-List muthafuckah!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:04, Reply)

In that case play Prodigy...
...'Firestarter'
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:26, Reply)

or 'All light up' by The Pretty Things

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:32, Reply)